[ UGH well even if Shinpachi isn't laughing, he's still reacting which is exactly what Souji wanted by showing him the picture in the first place, so Souji's mercurial mood stays happy for the moment. ]

I wouldn't joke about something as stupid as this. [ maybe ] But if you still can't believe it, then maybe you should ask the person that it happened to.

[ SORRY, SHINPACHI. THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW ]