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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-03-14 06:00 pm
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Who: Bachelors/Bachelorettes #1-60 and you!
When: IC: 6/7 ; OOC: 3/15
Where: CERES' new Dating Experience
What: There's no way to get to know each other quite like going on a date.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for Questionable Situations and a healthy dose of violence. Please let the mods know if the rating needs to go up, or the log needs to be locked!




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Love is in the air in Cerealia -- or, well, it is in ViViD anyway. And nobody cares about your lives outside of ViViD, so that's all that matters. It's an artificial love construct, but for you sad, lonely, little people, it's probably good enough, right? CERES is on a mission to find you your other half, your soulmate, your one and only, and this is how they've decided to do it -- through technology and abuse of your private information! Welcome to your new love life, courtesy of ViViD.

For your convenience, CERES has automatically generated dating profiles to help match up the new arrivals swiftly and speed up the "get to know each other" process. Nothing like some not-entirely-agreed-to speed dating to break the ice and improve new relations! You're going to be here for awhile, so you may as well get to know each other.

For the older residents, well... you may very well find your soulmate here! You don't want to miss out on that. That would just be an unfixable tragedy. So here, use the handy-dandy profiles and find your new honey. After all, the information on these profiles is 100% accurate, certified and verified by Mosley himself.

Why would you ever doubt that?


I've never actually been on a date before. Not that there haven't been offers but I'm just too busy a guy! I think to myself, "Mosley, me, guy who's talking to himself, why won't you go on a date with that nice lady who just asked you out?" And I reply, "Oh, you gorgeous bastard, I'm satisfied with my life as it is already! I don't need love." After all, what is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] Gooooood morning, new ViViD compatriots and gamers! You’re not going to get a lot of time to adjust and recover from your sudden retrieval from destroyed and sad code, really, because as soon as you arrive, fresh and new to Cerealia, you’ll be faced with a profile.

Oh, look, it’s your face! And… a quote attributed to you? And your favorite object? Hopefully those details are correct, because there’s no going back now.

You’ve become an otome love interest.

For those who aren’t brand new to ViViD, you’ll be presented the exact same profiles -- but you’ll have to pick one. You know how this works, pick the love interest you want to romance and sweep them off their feet. Better pick the right route too because, haha! You wouldn't want to end up naked and alone in a basement again! That would be crazy. Just pick some rando hottie instead, it's no big.

Or, well, that’s what they say. But then you’re dumped into a ballroom, dressed up to the nines in finery, and surrounded by other milling NPCs. You're given a moment to process the whole situation before a genteel-looking older man who seems to be running this party steps up to the microphone. Gently, he clears his throat, and welcomes everyone to the party ("Haven't been to a party this fine since I had all my teeth!"), and then he gestures to a pile of weapons in the middle of the room and finishes cheerfully, “Anyway, whoever survives can leave this room -- enjoy!”

It looks like the NPCs aren’t messing around; they’re immediately diving for the weapons, so you might want to get a move on.

Welcome to the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] When you burst out of the ball room, possibly covered in the blood of your enemies (your poor dress/suit!), you’ll find yourself in what looks to be a sprawling jungle. In reality, it’s a circular arena, and if you travel far enough, you can reach the walls, though they’re electrified with no way out. If you try to get past them, you’re going to fry yourself before you accomplish anything else! Where's the fun in that?

The bigger problem is this: there are some unfortunate monsters on the prowl (don't they... look a little familiar?) in the jungle, and they are ready and willing to eat up anyone who crosses their paths. They’re drawn to the scent of blood -- and, even more so, the scent of people in love. So hey, if you're in love right now, it might be a good time to run. Otherwise, you're the top target and about to be hunted. Have fun out there, lovebirds!

Meanwhile, the NPCs (or even your fellow player characters?!) are out for blood themselves, so nowhere is truly safe.

Was that... was that a scream for help, or someone coming to get you?

PHASE III

[ 11:45 ] At some point, you’re going to need supplies. It starts to feel like you’ve been in here for days without any food or water (but that’s weird, wasn’t this ViViD session supposed to be just a few hours -- ) and you’re starting to feel the effects.

So, time to get in touch with your inner man vs wild. There are animals to hunt (deer, rabbit, etc.) and if you can fashion a spear or use a weapon you scooped up in the chaos, you can kill them for food. Alternatively, you can just try stealing some supplies from your fellow players. That's probably a saner option.

Which leaves you sneaking up onto their camp, full of sneakiness, and more sneakiness, and a little bit of stealth, you reach out and...

Suddenly, there are lights on you! Cameras! Cheering, adoring crowds! There's a narrator narrating every step you're taking (loudly) and there are fans hanging on your every move --

Oh, did that wake up the other player and/or bring monsters roaring down upon you? Whoops. The perils of spectator sports like the Cerealia Hunger Games, really.

PHASE IV

[ 14:00 ] You did it. Someone came at you, and you killed them. Their blood is on your hands, but it’s fine -- it’s just a program in a game.

Right?

Except when you look again, it’s someone you know. The corpse of a person who’s very important to you in so many ways is lying there on the ground, blood still warm but clearly dead. They’re solid to the touch. They’re there, and they look just like that person you care about so very much. Your heart hurts.

And you’re the one who killed them.

Then, without warning, it starts to rain because ViViD is nothing if not good at sensing the mood.

PENALTY

[ why o'clock ] So.

You died.

This isn't really that surprising, considering it's the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games. People die a lot in games like these. It's the price of love.

Don't worry, though! It's just ViViD, so it's not like you really died. You'll get reconstructed, good as new, and they'll toss you right back onto the battlefield. Except, well... it seems like something's a little different.

For one thing, you've got claws instead of hands.

You can't seem to speak, either; all you can manage is garbled growls and sharp noises.

And, worst of all... you're really, very intensely hungry, and you can smell blood (or people in love, that's an even better scent).

So yeah, you're one of the monsters now. Don't worry, it only happens the first time you die in this game; if someone valiantly slays you again, you'll come back good as new, a normal person in the Games. What a weird glitch. There's no way that's on purpose or anything, right? No way!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's March intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-15 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Crap! You're right! If I don't recover soon, I'm going to have to be the straight man!

[She needs to think fast here. She's not ready to be the straight man, she has to be the life of the party! The crowd is dying to know what she comes up with.]

What are you, a cop?! I'm not tellin' you nothing!

[Mess up. Fess up. The audience roars with laughter, fortunately.]
sayonaradumbass: (bedroom eyes)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-15 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[he sneers at her, then that sneer instantly turns into a smirk.]

Me? Work for the fuzz? You're dumber than your ponytails are crooked, kid. I'm the leader of the Capsules-- I'll never be with the feds.
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-15 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
The Capsules, huh? Your face so funny you had to become the leader of a bunch of toys instead of making real friends?

[She's talking about how lame your gang name sounds. She has capsules, they usually come with manga figurines inside. Or slimes.]
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-15 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
No, I toy with little brats like you, make ya so scared you hand me lunch money right away.

[eyerolling]
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-15 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the joke's on you, because I always spend my lunch money on manga and bul...borrow money from my friends instead.

[She almost said bully. She's awful, too, and she knows it.]
sayonaradumbass: (i'll lead you on)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-15 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit your friends? You're perfect for gang activity. Matter of fact, how do I know you don't already run some kinda operation?
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-15 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm only twelve. I'm too young to be a doctor.

[She says this matter-of-factly, like she didn't just get what he meant by "operation" wrong.]
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you don't look like a brainiac who can cut open brains or decode gangster code. Nooope, not at all.
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-15 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Who has time for all that brain stuff anyways? I'd rather just copy someone else's homework. That's why I'll go far in life.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-15 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit! That's right, why do that kinda work yourself when you can intimidate someone else into doing it. It wastes less time that way.
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-15 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't know about intimidate, but that sounds cool. She'll go with it, why not.]

Right? While we're talking about that, why don't you give me some food?
sayonaradumbass: (cliffs edge)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-15 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you give me some food. This ain't a charity case, kid.
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-15 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have any food! But if you give me some food, I'll definitely give it right back to you.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-16 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
No thanks, I'm not interested in puke or charities.
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't going to puke the food, you know! It would have come out the other end.

[She was going to eat it and never give it back.]
sayonaradumbass: (thats not-- no)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-16 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, so ladylike! The audience is just gonna love you.
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-16 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not ladylike, I'm just a realist. You know, your favorite idol poops, too.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-16 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well sure, but she's ladylike about it. Not a shitstirrer like you.
extremelycute: (Oh I’m so embarrassed~)

[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-16 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
You probably think her poo smells like lemons, don't you.
sayonaradumbass: (thats not-- no)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-16 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
No it probably smells like rich people food-- Why does it matter?! You're gross.
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-16 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're the gross one, you know. I'm going to tell everyone about you. "The leader of the Capsules told me his idol's poo smells like rich people food." It's going to be a real scandal.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-16 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What-- you little shit. I'm going to tell everyone that Miu the Great talks about poop to boys. You'll never get a boyfriend or even a boy toy.
extremelycute: (Horror)

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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-16 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How could you?! I don't even know what a boy toy is!
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[personal profile] extremelycute 2016-03-16 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But...but I'll persevere! I'll still have Chika! You can't take Chika away from me! In fact, I'm closer with Chika than you'll ever be with another girl, you poop smeller!
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-17 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Who is that, an idol? Being president of the fanclub doesn't count.

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