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Who: Bachelors/Bachelorettes #1-60 and you!
When: IC: 6/7 ; OOC: 3/15
Where: CERES' new Dating Experience
What: There's no way to get to know each other quite like going on a date.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for Questionable Situations and a healthy dose of violence. Please let the mods know if the rating needs to go up, or the log needs to be locked!




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Love is in the air in Cerealia -- or, well, it is in ViViD anyway. And nobody cares about your lives outside of ViViD, so that's all that matters. It's an artificial love construct, but for you sad, lonely, little people, it's probably good enough, right? CERES is on a mission to find you your other half, your soulmate, your one and only, and this is how they've decided to do it -- through technology and abuse of your private information! Welcome to your new love life, courtesy of ViViD.

For your convenience, CERES has automatically generated dating profiles to help match up the new arrivals swiftly and speed up the "get to know each other" process. Nothing like some not-entirely-agreed-to speed dating to break the ice and improve new relations! You're going to be here for awhile, so you may as well get to know each other.

For the older residents, well... you may very well find your soulmate here! You don't want to miss out on that. That would just be an unfixable tragedy. So here, use the handy-dandy profiles and find your new honey. After all, the information on these profiles is 100% accurate, certified and verified by Mosley himself.

Why would you ever doubt that?


I've never actually been on a date before. Not that there haven't been offers but I'm just too busy a guy! I think to myself, "Mosley, me, guy who's talking to himself, why won't you go on a date with that nice lady who just asked you out?" And I reply, "Oh, you gorgeous bastard, I'm satisfied with my life as it is already! I don't need love." After all, what is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] Gooooood morning, new ViViD compatriots and gamers! You’re not going to get a lot of time to adjust and recover from your sudden retrieval from destroyed and sad code, really, because as soon as you arrive, fresh and new to Cerealia, you’ll be faced with a profile.

Oh, look, it’s your face! And… a quote attributed to you? And your favorite object? Hopefully those details are correct, because there’s no going back now.

You’ve become an otome love interest.

For those who aren’t brand new to ViViD, you’ll be presented the exact same profiles -- but you’ll have to pick one. You know how this works, pick the love interest you want to romance and sweep them off their feet. Better pick the right route too because, haha! You wouldn't want to end up naked and alone in a basement again! That would be crazy. Just pick some rando hottie instead, it's no big.

Or, well, that’s what they say. But then you’re dumped into a ballroom, dressed up to the nines in finery, and surrounded by other milling NPCs. You're given a moment to process the whole situation before a genteel-looking older man who seems to be running this party steps up to the microphone. Gently, he clears his throat, and welcomes everyone to the party ("Haven't been to a party this fine since I had all my teeth!"), and then he gestures to a pile of weapons in the middle of the room and finishes cheerfully, “Anyway, whoever survives can leave this room -- enjoy!”

It looks like the NPCs aren’t messing around; they’re immediately diving for the weapons, so you might want to get a move on.

Welcome to the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] When you burst out of the ball room, possibly covered in the blood of your enemies (your poor dress/suit!), you’ll find yourself in what looks to be a sprawling jungle. In reality, it’s a circular arena, and if you travel far enough, you can reach the walls, though they’re electrified with no way out. If you try to get past them, you’re going to fry yourself before you accomplish anything else! Where's the fun in that?

The bigger problem is this: there are some unfortunate monsters on the prowl (don't they... look a little familiar?) in the jungle, and they are ready and willing to eat up anyone who crosses their paths. They’re drawn to the scent of blood -- and, even more so, the scent of people in love. So hey, if you're in love right now, it might be a good time to run. Otherwise, you're the top target and about to be hunted. Have fun out there, lovebirds!

Meanwhile, the NPCs (or even your fellow player characters?!) are out for blood themselves, so nowhere is truly safe.

Was that... was that a scream for help, or someone coming to get you?

PHASE III

[ 11:45 ] At some point, you’re going to need supplies. It starts to feel like you’ve been in here for days without any food or water (but that’s weird, wasn’t this ViViD session supposed to be just a few hours -- ) and you’re starting to feel the effects.

So, time to get in touch with your inner man vs wild. There are animals to hunt (deer, rabbit, etc.) and if you can fashion a spear or use a weapon you scooped up in the chaos, you can kill them for food. Alternatively, you can just try stealing some supplies from your fellow players. That's probably a saner option.

Which leaves you sneaking up onto their camp, full of sneakiness, and more sneakiness, and a little bit of stealth, you reach out and...

Suddenly, there are lights on you! Cameras! Cheering, adoring crowds! There's a narrator narrating every step you're taking (loudly) and there are fans hanging on your every move --

Oh, did that wake up the other player and/or bring monsters roaring down upon you? Whoops. The perils of spectator sports like the Cerealia Hunger Games, really.

PHASE IV

[ 14:00 ] You did it. Someone came at you, and you killed them. Their blood is on your hands, but it’s fine -- it’s just a program in a game.

Right?

Except when you look again, it’s someone you know. The corpse of a person who’s very important to you in so many ways is lying there on the ground, blood still warm but clearly dead. They’re solid to the touch. They’re there, and they look just like that person you care about so very much. Your heart hurts.

And you’re the one who killed them.

Then, without warning, it starts to rain because ViViD is nothing if not good at sensing the mood.

PENALTY

[ why o'clock ] So.

You died.

This isn't really that surprising, considering it's the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games. People die a lot in games like these. It's the price of love.

Don't worry, though! It's just ViViD, so it's not like you really died. You'll get reconstructed, good as new, and they'll toss you right back onto the battlefield. Except, well... it seems like something's a little different.

For one thing, you've got claws instead of hands.

You can't seem to speak, either; all you can manage is garbled growls and sharp noises.

And, worst of all... you're really, very intensely hungry, and you can smell blood (or people in love, that's an even better scent).

So yeah, you're one of the monsters now. Don't worry, it only happens the first time you die in this game; if someone valiantly slays you again, you'll come back good as new, a normal person in the Games. What a weird glitch. There's no way that's on purpose or anything, right? No way!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's March intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-16 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well. I'll know better for next time.

[ Nice to know being naked in a cage didn't hurt first impressions. ]

I get by. Actually, if we end up somewhere we're not likely to be jumped immediately, I'd like to enchant this sword.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-16 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ He quirks an eyebrow, curious. ]

And when we have that moment, you'll have to tell me about the spellwork you performed just now. I'm having trouble pinpointing what school of magic you specialize in.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-16 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Eh, they can have at least part of that moment right now ]

I'm an Animator, but that particular spell is a Charlie Maxwell original.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ in our latest installment of "time and a place, guys..." ]

And your magic uses those glyphs, as I recall? [ Another gesture of his hand, vaguely mimicking the movements he had seen when they were trapped in that dungeon. ] It's unlike the magic I've seen. You must show me more, when the threat of murder isn't hanging over our heads.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. All of my spellwork is written. You just wave your hand and "poof", right?

[ Oho, is that an offer to compare notes he hears? ] Definitely. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious about your magic, too.

Speaking of, what was up back there? Did that guy just catch you off-guard or what?
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-16 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dorian frowns, annoyed with himself. ]

I have a finite amount of energy upon which I draw to perform my spells -- at least without harming myself, that is. Our mutual and recently dispatched friend happened to find me after I had expended it all.

[ He flexes a hand. ] It returns by degrees, but until then-- well, it was rather like getting caught with one's pants down.

[ He casts Charlie a sidelong glance and adds wryly, ] You recall the feeling, I imagine.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-16 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
So you basically ran out of mana.

[ Charlie's talking in nerd terms, he doesn't know it's a real thing. ]

Down? No. Gone? Oh yes.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-16 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly that, yes.

[ Dorian's talking the real thing; also what is a nerd. ]

You're already familiar with the concept, then.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-16 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nerd, noun, see also: Charlie Maxwell ]

You seriously call it mana?
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-16 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ He looks at Charlie askance, eyebrow arching. ]

You ask that as if it were odd.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-16 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, sorry. I was making a reference.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-16 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
... You were making a reference while inadvertently naming the subject in question?

[ ???? ]
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-16 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, well… [ Please don’t make him explain D&D while they’re in the middle of a death forest. ]

“Mana” is a phrase that kind of popped up in fiction, and it’s exactly as you described it, a pool of power that spellcasters draw from. In reality, have no such thing, but I guess the trade off is that all of our spells are written, and that takes time. It didn’t occur to me that there might be people out there who actually have mana.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ what better time to explain dungeons & dragons when in the middle of a death forest tho

when do they roll for initiative ]


You can cast infinitely, then? Or, well, until your arm gets tired, I suppose?
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ I punch the initiative. ]

It's not as awesome as it sound, but yeah.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-17 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it? I know more than a few mages who would envy the ability to cast indefinitely, myself included.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-17 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And I know more than a few wizards who would envy the ability to cast a spell with the wave of one’s hand, myself included, so I guess we’re even.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-18 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And thus we learn to embrace our shortcomings and our advantages, secure in the knowledge that everyone is at least a little unhappy and constantly peeking into the proverbial pastures of his neighbor, grumbling to himself and puzzling over how the man manages to keep it so green.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-19 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't expect this experience to turn philosophical. What a nice surprise.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Every experience is a learning experience, especially when knives and swords are involved. And given the frequency with which I encounter bladed instruments, I'm a veritable repository of morality tales.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-20 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I was wondering if you dealt with this kind of think often. You seemed like you knew how to handle yourself back there, even without magic.
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-20 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dryly, ] When one finds himself drained of mana, hitting violent men with sticks is a viable, if inelegant, solution to one's problem.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-20 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You are just chock full of wisdom today.

Think we're out of harm's way for the moment?
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[personal profile] cultivations 2016-03-20 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He peers around -- it seems a defensible position, though it could be better. ]

It's as good a place as any, but...

[ Now that some of his mana has returned, he drives the bladed end of his staff into the ground, and glowing glyphs appear in strategic locations. ]

Fire mines. [ He explains it as he's casting. The glyphs in question flare after a few seconds, showing they're primed, and only then does Dorian pulls his staff from the dirt. ]

There we are, that's better. Don't touch those until I dispel them.
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[personal profile] animated 2016-03-21 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's handy. [ And also cool. Dorian, why is your magic so cool? ] And I'll do my best to keep from being blown up.

[ He finds a good place to sit with his back against a tree, and lays the sword out across his lap. It's possible he's been thinking of ways to enchant it since they started walking, and he sets to work, sketching out runes along the blade ]

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