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Who: Bachelors/Bachelorettes #1-60 and you!
When: IC: 6/7 ; OOC: 3/15
Where: CERES' new Dating Experience
What: There's no way to get to know each other quite like going on a date.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for Questionable Situations and a healthy dose of violence. Please let the mods know if the rating needs to go up, or the log needs to be locked!




//event027.EXE



Love is in the air in Cerealia -- or, well, it is in ViViD anyway. And nobody cares about your lives outside of ViViD, so that's all that matters. It's an artificial love construct, but for you sad, lonely, little people, it's probably good enough, right? CERES is on a mission to find you your other half, your soulmate, your one and only, and this is how they've decided to do it -- through technology and abuse of your private information! Welcome to your new love life, courtesy of ViViD.

For your convenience, CERES has automatically generated dating profiles to help match up the new arrivals swiftly and speed up the "get to know each other" process. Nothing like some not-entirely-agreed-to speed dating to break the ice and improve new relations! You're going to be here for awhile, so you may as well get to know each other.

For the older residents, well... you may very well find your soulmate here! You don't want to miss out on that. That would just be an unfixable tragedy. So here, use the handy-dandy profiles and find your new honey. After all, the information on these profiles is 100% accurate, certified and verified by Mosley himself.

Why would you ever doubt that?


I've never actually been on a date before. Not that there haven't been offers but I'm just too busy a guy! I think to myself, "Mosley, me, guy who's talking to himself, why won't you go on a date with that nice lady who just asked you out?" And I reply, "Oh, you gorgeous bastard, I'm satisfied with my life as it is already! I don't need love." After all, what is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] Gooooood morning, new ViViD compatriots and gamers! You’re not going to get a lot of time to adjust and recover from your sudden retrieval from destroyed and sad code, really, because as soon as you arrive, fresh and new to Cerealia, you’ll be faced with a profile.

Oh, look, it’s your face! And… a quote attributed to you? And your favorite object? Hopefully those details are correct, because there’s no going back now.

You’ve become an otome love interest.

For those who aren’t brand new to ViViD, you’ll be presented the exact same profiles -- but you’ll have to pick one. You know how this works, pick the love interest you want to romance and sweep them off their feet. Better pick the right route too because, haha! You wouldn't want to end up naked and alone in a basement again! That would be crazy. Just pick some rando hottie instead, it's no big.

Or, well, that’s what they say. But then you’re dumped into a ballroom, dressed up to the nines in finery, and surrounded by other milling NPCs. You're given a moment to process the whole situation before a genteel-looking older man who seems to be running this party steps up to the microphone. Gently, he clears his throat, and welcomes everyone to the party ("Haven't been to a party this fine since I had all my teeth!"), and then he gestures to a pile of weapons in the middle of the room and finishes cheerfully, “Anyway, whoever survives can leave this room -- enjoy!”

It looks like the NPCs aren’t messing around; they’re immediately diving for the weapons, so you might want to get a move on.

Welcome to the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] When you burst out of the ball room, possibly covered in the blood of your enemies (your poor dress/suit!), you’ll find yourself in what looks to be a sprawling jungle. In reality, it’s a circular arena, and if you travel far enough, you can reach the walls, though they’re electrified with no way out. If you try to get past them, you’re going to fry yourself before you accomplish anything else! Where's the fun in that?

The bigger problem is this: there are some unfortunate monsters on the prowl (don't they... look a little familiar?) in the jungle, and they are ready and willing to eat up anyone who crosses their paths. They’re drawn to the scent of blood -- and, even more so, the scent of people in love. So hey, if you're in love right now, it might be a good time to run. Otherwise, you're the top target and about to be hunted. Have fun out there, lovebirds!

Meanwhile, the NPCs (or even your fellow player characters?!) are out for blood themselves, so nowhere is truly safe.

Was that... was that a scream for help, or someone coming to get you?

PHASE III

[ 11:45 ] At some point, you’re going to need supplies. It starts to feel like you’ve been in here for days without any food or water (but that’s weird, wasn’t this ViViD session supposed to be just a few hours -- ) and you’re starting to feel the effects.

So, time to get in touch with your inner man vs wild. There are animals to hunt (deer, rabbit, etc.) and if you can fashion a spear or use a weapon you scooped up in the chaos, you can kill them for food. Alternatively, you can just try stealing some supplies from your fellow players. That's probably a saner option.

Which leaves you sneaking up onto their camp, full of sneakiness, and more sneakiness, and a little bit of stealth, you reach out and...

Suddenly, there are lights on you! Cameras! Cheering, adoring crowds! There's a narrator narrating every step you're taking (loudly) and there are fans hanging on your every move --

Oh, did that wake up the other player and/or bring monsters roaring down upon you? Whoops. The perils of spectator sports like the Cerealia Hunger Games, really.

PHASE IV

[ 14:00 ] You did it. Someone came at you, and you killed them. Their blood is on your hands, but it’s fine -- it’s just a program in a game.

Right?

Except when you look again, it’s someone you know. The corpse of a person who’s very important to you in so many ways is lying there on the ground, blood still warm but clearly dead. They’re solid to the touch. They’re there, and they look just like that person you care about so very much. Your heart hurts.

And you’re the one who killed them.

Then, without warning, it starts to rain because ViViD is nothing if not good at sensing the mood.

PENALTY

[ why o'clock ] So.

You died.

This isn't really that surprising, considering it's the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games. People die a lot in games like these. It's the price of love.

Don't worry, though! It's just ViViD, so it's not like you really died. You'll get reconstructed, good as new, and they'll toss you right back onto the battlefield. Except, well... it seems like something's a little different.

For one thing, you've got claws instead of hands.

You can't seem to speak, either; all you can manage is garbled growls and sharp noises.

And, worst of all... you're really, very intensely hungry, and you can smell blood (or people in love, that's an even better scent).

So yeah, you're one of the monsters now. Don't worry, it only happens the first time you die in this game; if someone valiantly slays you again, you'll come back good as new, a normal person in the Games. What a weird glitch. There's no way that's on purpose or anything, right? No way!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's March intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

fingerbanged: (I'M ON A HORSE)

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-03-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yusuke was so focused on the sudden swell of monsters around them, trying to figure out a way to take them all down, that he didn't see Kaneda's punch to the chest coming until it was much too late. He buckles over, wheezing hard, the wind knocked right out of him. Thankfully, he was made of tough enough stuff that all the punch really did was make him struggle for breath for a few moments, but that was beside the point.

This motherfucker.

This STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

His hands lash out and roughly grab the other boy by the shirt, shaking him viciously and VERY STRONGLY RESISTING THE URGE TO TOSS HIM TO THESE CREATURES.]


YOU DENSE SONUVABITCH! YOU DON'T FUCKING PUNCH THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE HERE OF GETTING RID OF THESE UGLY ASS THINGS!
sayonaradumbass: (nevermind)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-17 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[this isn't the first time he's been shaken and it won't be the last, but its still very jarring. like in the teeth and all. arms snapping up, he slaps Yusuke's hands away and takes a fistful of the other's shirt in turn. Nice.

Still, he only realizes their trouble once he finishes this sentence:]


EAT ME! I'll punch the shit outta you if I damn well please! You're capable of barely wiping your own--

[see that's when he realizes this. turns to look at Yusuke with wide eyes]

Do something.
fingerbanged: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="kerbox"> (bang you every night)

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-03-18 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd have a snappy retort about Kaneda maybe punching those things himself if he thinks he's so tough, but honestly? Now was not the time to be a petty asshole about things.]

I will if you let go of me first, asswipe.

[Well, except for that. You didn't really make an effort, did you, Yusuke.]

You're gonna have to give me your word that you'll listen to what I say, okay? When I say duck, you duck, and when I say 'get the hell out of here', you run like you're late on a mafia loan. We clear?
sayonaradumbass: (cliffs edge)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-19 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaneda's expression quickly grows more and more furious, steam nearly roiling out of his ears...but he releases Yusuke. Only because whatever the hell he did before was useful, and he's at least a good human or whatever the fuck shield.]

You don't gotta tell me twice-- runnin' from the cops has trained me well. So how the hell do we get outta this.
fingerbanged: (it is on like Donkey Kong mofo)

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-03-20 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Yusuke frankly doesn't give a damn how mad Kaneda is right now-- all he really cares about is getting them out of this bind relatively unscathed. It wasn't impossible, but there was a chance this deadweight asshole would screw things up.]

Aren't you a little rebel. [DRYER THAN THE SAHARA MAN. But Yusuke, pls, this is not the time for sass. He gestures behind him, face grim.]

Get behind me, for starters. You won't get hit with any falling crap if you're away from the blast.
sayonaradumbass: (in the middle of something here)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[HE FEELS THAT DRYNESS, MAN, THATS LIKE SANDPAPER ON THE ASSHOLE KIND OF DRYNESS

so Kaneda scowls at him



but does as he's told]


Just try to do your thing, man, and don't get distracted.
fingerbanged: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="imparfit"> (Girl you like to fingerbang)

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-03-20 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good, you have risen like .5 points on his respect scale there, Kaneda. He would have punched him again if he didn't!

There's a small scoff at that comment, and he draws his fist back, now glowing the same blue that his finger was the first time around.]


Please. I don't get distracted.

[Once the energy had collected into a significant enough mass, he thrusts his fist forward, slamming the creatures with a multitude of small, powerful blasts.]

SHOT GUN!!

[so yeah, we just upgraded from fingering to fisting. HUZZAH.]
sayonaradumbass: (big mouth)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-21 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[he never thought he'd be happy about fisting but here we are.

He ducks back up over Yusuke's shoulder to peek at the damage.]


HOLY SHIT! Atta man! Fuck it up!
fingerbanged: (WHAT A TWEEST)

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-03-22 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD KANEDA

The shot gun blast succeeds at taking down most of the monsters, their bodies being blown back and collapsing into a gross, bloody heap a short distance away.]


And THAT'S how you excel in badassery.

[Before Yusuke can preen too much, though, there's another round of growling and keening from the creature pile, new beasts creeping out to investigate the damage.]

Dammit, they're like roaches on ugly steroids!

[He nudges an arm at Kaneda behind him, urging him back.]

Alright, fan-club, it's time to make a break for it. FAST.
sayonaradumbass: (the horror)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-03-22 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm at least the president siphoning off money, right?

[since that's the only way Kaneda would ever accept this. But he backs up quickly, quickly, quickly, dust behind each step. Hiding behind a boulder won't help, plenty of creature blood probably sprinkled atop these two warriors.

Finally he turns tail and says:]


Lets get the fuck outta here!