[ Second: this is not like their first technical kiss either. Namely because she's fully conscious, totally disgusting, and way more badly injured than she'd been at the carnival, by which point she'd started to care about what Jaune thought of her, and so hadn't had to pretend to be more dazed than she was physically.
Weiss mocked her. Her co-workers shook their heads. Even the network always seemed to have something to say about Jaune and his endless, unwanted solicitations for more friends and more potential love interests and more opportunities to get his ass kicked. Why should she care about impressing him? That nut-buster? Sure, the guy's funny, but he's not really boyfriend material, is he?
Naturally the only thing she took away from the entire thing was that he was amazing too. What kind of guy goes out of his way to help someone he doesn't even know? What kind of guy do people lean on and laugh at and then assume everything about him is a joke (except, obviously, for the things about him that are a complete fucking joke, and which she will openly acknowledge)???
Apparently same kind of guy who makes himself into the ugliest glittering parrot prince ever in order to tell someone they're beautiful.
Not that he'd even succeeded much at that. TYPICAL JAUNE. He hadn't been at all ugly. ]
(3/still rolling..................)
Weiss mocked her. Her co-workers shook their heads. Even the network always seemed to have something to say about Jaune and his endless, unwanted solicitations for more friends and more potential love interests and more opportunities to get his ass kicked. Why should she care about impressing him? That nut-buster? Sure, the guy's funny, but he's not really boyfriend material, is he?
Naturally the only thing she took away from the entire thing was that he was amazing too. What kind of guy goes out of his way to help someone he doesn't even know? What kind of guy do people lean on and laugh at and then assume everything about him is a joke (except, obviously, for the things about him that are a complete fucking joke, and which she will openly acknowledge)???
Apparently same kind of guy who makes himself into the ugliest glittering parrot prince ever in order to tell someone they're beautiful.
Not that he'd even succeeded much at that. TYPICAL JAUNE. He hadn't been at all ugly. ]