<sub>[ Like always, Katsura isn't taking anything lightly. He's dressed to impress and hoping to bag some old hag tonight like he always claims. His assistant, Elizabeth, seems to be missing from the picture, which was odd in and of itself.

As soon as your character sits down, a piece of paper will be presented to them. Yeah, he's breaking the rules here: ]</sub>

Greetings. I'm Katsura.
We can make this more simple by two rounds. The first round is the sheet. By reading this sheet I have presented to you, it is the more logical way for us to communicate and skip the questions so another person may find themselves worthy of romantic and friendship inclination towards me. If you do not meet three of the criteria, you are eliminated. Please move along.

However, if you do meet the criteria, you pass the first round and will be rewarded round two with me after this social event. Round two is.. a secret!
If you think you are ready, you may go ahead and read the sheet.

ROMANTIC QUESTIONNAIRE FORM
1. Are you female and over the age of 40? Yes or No.
2. Do you know how to cook soba? Yes or no.
3. K*rk or P*card?
4. Was Titantic a good movie? Yes or no.
5. Two trains leave stations 456 miles apart at the same time and travel toward each other. One train travels at 105 miles per hour while the other travels at 85 miles per hour. How long will it take for the two trains to meet?

FRIENDSHIP QUESTIONNAIRE FORM
1. Do you know how to use a katana? Yes or no.
2. How good are you at UNO? Not very good, average, above average.
3. Do you enjoy the game of LIFE? Yes or no.
4. How many noses does J*ckie Ch*n have? 1, 4, 0.
5. A 2009 Toyota Corolla is traveling at 60 mph and is tailgating a 2005 Hyundai Sonata at distance of only 30 ft. If the reaction time of the tailgater is 0.5 seconds (time between seeing the brake lights of the car ahead flash and hitting the brake), how far will his car travel during his reaction time?

_{[ alright, but it might be easier to just ask questions no matter what he says.. ]}