What?! You can't just kick people on the first meeting! That's like a gladiator-style hello!
[He thought that he was being friendly, but well... That might have been too forward. He awkwardly clears his throat as he feels beads of sweat crawling down his face. He had to count his blessings that she wasn't a demon or he would've lost his face by now.]
A-Anyway! If this were a battle arena with "Only One Left Standing" as the rule, then violence was be justified! But I'm only here to make friends... We don't have to make out on the first date.
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[He thought that he was being friendly, but well... That might have been too forward. He awkwardly clears his throat as he feels beads of sweat crawling down his face. He had to count his blessings that she wasn't a demon or he would've lost his face by now.]
A-Anyway! If this were a battle arena with "Only One Left Standing" as the rule, then violence was be justified! But I'm only here to make friends... We don't have to make out on the first date.
[Get it? Make friends? Make OUT? HA HA HA.]