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flynn "master of disguise" scifo ([personal profile] thatdamnknight) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-03-21 07:42 pm

[open] everybody wants to be a cat

Who: Edna [personal profile] earthpulse, Flynn Scifo [personal profile] thatdamnknight and you!!
When: 6/11 IC.
Where: A restaurant in town
What: Two suckers got roped into helping a restaurant with a promotion. Come for the free samples and prizes, stay for the cat puns!
Warnings: Gratuitous amount of puns.

a. with flynn.

[Hey you! Yes, you! If you're walking by a certain restaurant (one with balloons all around and colorful blue and pink decorations clearly indicating some special event), a blond clad in this waiter attire plus bonus matching cat ears and a cute cat plushy hanging off his arm approaches with a plate full of pastry goodies. There's a couple cupcakes, a few slices of apple pie and some truffles. Mmm delicious!]

Paw-don me, would you like to try a free sample? They're the purr-fect way to brighten up a day.

[Forgive him for the puns. They said to use puns. Ugh, too many puns. They come out so awkward sounding, too. Is he blushing awkwardly on top of everything? Of course he is. Flynn can't not blush like a schoolgirl when out of his comfort zone.

The 'they' in this case happens to be the restaurant where a certain Yuri Lowell used to work at. It turns out they were having a promotion with some TV show, 'Hiya Feline' or whatever, and ended up short-staffed. Calling Yuri to help out lead to him roping Flynn into helping out instead. The roping further continued with Flynn asking for Edna's assistance. The additional helping hand will make things go all the smoother. Plus, better suf-fur together than alone, right?

But hey, the samples are very tasty! Try one?]


b. with edna.

[ It is not very much like Edna to participate in these sorts of things, she'll insist if asked, but a part of her is secretly pleased at being able to wear cute things and having people notice her for it. The "being noticed" part is especially...coincidental, as it turns out her resonance (or those of others) has apparently risen to the level that normal humans can see her, all while waitressing in this Hiya Feline (tm) getup. In her opinion, it's much better than the hastily-made ghost-esque bedsheet she was forced to wear as to make things more convenient for her customers at her regular job.

Flynn roping her into this particular situation with the power of sunshine, puppy eyes, and flattery totally has nothing to do with either. Nope. None at all.

With menu in hand, Edna will be addressing the nearest person who comes up to her with a sickeningly sweet smile that doesn't quite reach her eyes and a higher-pitched voice. ]


We're running a special collaboration today, so if you're feline [ internally grimaces ] in the mood for cute desserts, meow's your chance.

[ ...Unless she recognizes them, in which case they'll be greeted by her real self: monotone voice, apathetic expression, and smile wiped off her face, with her brow betraying just a hint of an expression like she saw a particularly nasty insect flying around. There's no point pretending around them, after all. ]

Oh. It's you.

c. with both.

[No cute event can be complete without some cute prizes! It's why right outside the restaurant is a nice little prize wheel stand with prizes ranging from a free dessert or free meal to a life size plushy of Miss Feline herself and other merchandise. One spin costs 1 credit so it's a good deal!

The two lucky individuals manning it right now are none other than Flynn and Edna. Flynn, on his end, smiles brightly and still a tad awkwardly as he tries to draw in passerbyers. Gratuitous amounts of cat puns will never stop feeling strange despite them coming a lot easier now.]


Come and try your luck! For one credit, you can win a paw-sitively fantastic prize!

[Edna on the other hand, has blasted through the "awkward" zone of expression and is in full-fledged apathy mode as she follows Flynn's tentative lead to the...best(?) of her ability. ]

Unless you don't like desserts, food, or giant dolls, in which case you probably have a bigger underlying problem on your hands and I would wonder what's wrong with you.

[ does this even count as reverse psychology ]

So go on. Give it a spin. Prove me wrong.
feminine_carnivore: (64)

[personal profile] feminine_carnivore 2016-03-28 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, he doesn't seem that bad to me!

[ Meat lovers unite!! But then again, cute little sister characters aren't bad either... though she already knows not to say that to Edna, she doesn't seem like she'd take that all that well! And she can't help but laugh at their interaction!

Chie's never had a sibling though, and she almost wishes she could have a cool older brother!!
]

Hahah, well, I guess it's my turn to spin? [ If so, she's gonna spin that bad boy with all she's got!! ]
earthpulse: (☶ petal whirlwind)

[personal profile] earthpulse 2016-03-31 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Edna moves out of the way, to let Chie take a spin. ]

As long as you don't break the wheel. We'd be in real hot water then.

[ Since she seems enthusiastic about it, might as well poke fun at it. ]
feminine_carnivore: (69)

[personal profile] feminine_carnivore 2016-03-31 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, if you don't want him Edna Chie will take him!! Knights are pretty awesome! Well, they aren't as cool as travelling martial artists looking for revenge on the one armed man who killed their teacher, but still pretty cool. ]

Alright!! [ Stepping up, she rolls up the sleeves on her jacket, crossing arm over arm to stretch them out. Apparently she feels like she needs to stretch first?! But she turns to Edna with an embarrassed smile. ]

Haha, yeah I guess so huh? I'll make sure to hold back then. [ C'mon you wouldn't really be able to break it would you Chie?! And so she puts her hands on the wheel and finally....SPINS!! ]

Hiyaa!!
earthpulse: (☰ nova burst)

[personal profile] earthpulse 2016-04-07 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations. You lucked out. Looks like fortune actually favors the bold today.

[ Or the energetic, at least. Edna heads back into the restaurant for a minute or two, and then returns with a coupon for a free meal in hand, giving it to Chie. ]
feminine_carnivore: (38)

[personal profile] feminine_carnivore 2016-04-07 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ While it spins Chie just follows it around and around with her head, until she almost feels dizzy, keeping her fists tight, as if willing it to stop on the "free meat" and/or equivalent prize.

And when it does, she's jumping into the air and pumping her fist like she just won the lottery. And not. A single free meal at some place she's never even been to before.
]

Yes!! Aw man, I won!!

[ She's all smiles, even moving to Flynn (since it was Edna who went to get the prize) and grabbing his hand because what is personal space when you just won free meat? ]

Hey, hey! So is the food really good here?! How is the steak?!

[ Before turning to Eda: ] Hahaha, somehow I expected a cat pun there!
Edited 2016-04-07 13:29 (UTC)