It's so true. And yet, so apparently illegal and also chock full of annoyingly long-term consequences.

[She takes a great lick of her ice cream cone.]

Whenever I feel like smiting one, I try to think about the positive things they've contributed to the world. Which, you know, numbers at about two. There's this, anyway.

[Another lick.]

It's like ambrosia if ambrosia were creamy goodness.