[ She holds up what turns out to be two books she's for some reason wedged into the same cover: one, incidentally, is a historical textbook examining... sacrifice???? Literal and otherwise!

The other is something called Infinite jest with the second word in lowercase, and it's what she hands over first, shaking her head at herself derisively. ]

Too long. I couldn't read it. Not - that I didn't try, because what I did read? Super good. I'm... just not the fastest reader, I guess! You can take it if you're interested. What's your name, anyway?