[If Varric wants to see Sans as someone who simply doesn’t give enough of a shit to stop trucking along in the realms of the living, then, well, he won’t meet any resistance there. Mostly because he’s not entirely wrong, but also not entirely right. Sans doesn’t give a shit about a lot of things, but if he’s not nearly invested enough in life to continue on after it’s ended.]

[All that being said, he would most definitely agree that the mental image is hilarious.]

[The permanent grin on his face widens. He likes this guy. Something about the way he talks resonates with Sans. There’s the whole short thing, too. Gotta stick together on that one, even if not with other things.]

Don’t know how things are back where you’re from, but I'm pretty sure stew isn’t a huge thing back where I’m from. Not knocking it, ‘cause that actually sounds pretty good.

Not as good as a burger, though. Got any of those?