[He faltered. The name was spoken slowly. Like he was already suspicious.]

[Why were they always so suspicious? Her disguise should have been perfect! The hair, the clothes, the mannerisms...including, as most Fey women were known for, the ability to keep smiling through any and all of life's struggles. No matter how great or small.]

I've been well. The gym has been so quiet lately, aside from a few regulars. [She spoke the information without batting an eyelash. The "real" Iris had mentioned enough of her day for her to fudge her way through the details.] But it's a privilege to be able to help even the few who come to me looking for guidance.

[There. She sounded just like the original, down to that sugar-spun sentimental nature.]

...would you mind if I sat for a minute? Of course, if you're expecting company, I could always find another table....