friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week; (CLOSED)

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Who: Rin & Archer
When: 11/02, evening.
Where: Her apartment. Archer also lives there too, I guess.
What: All fate love stories begin in the kitchen. It's a true fact, wikipedia that.
Rating/Warning: PG13, cavities probably.

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[ Sometime after this stupid heartfelt exchange of AOL chatspeak, Archer will return home with groceries??? Under the impression they were going to make homemade ketchup, she's got on a pair of gloves and a giant tub, with her feet freshly washed. ]

All right, I'm ready to squish all the tomatoes with my feet. [ HE SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF HER ENTHUSIASM??? ]

Comments

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[ And she sits around mostly a mess. He's going to be cleaning tomato out of the furniture and carpet for weeks.

... or Shirou is.
Probably Shirou, let's be real here. ]

Why?

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It needs to boil down. If you don't, it'll be runny and watery. Do you really want to put that on your fries?

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It all comes out the same way so does it matter? [ But gross, soggy fries are more disgusting to think about than poop. ]

I don't know how it'll end up solidifying once it's been boiled. Explain.

[swordboning]

The liquid evaporates. This is simple science, Rin.

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--if it's boiling, wouldn't it just remain liquid? I don't really get it.

[ She's clearly never cooked a meal in her entire life. ]

[swordboning]

The solids will still stay. So, as the liquids are boiled off, it'll achieve the consistency of the ketchup you're used to.

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That doesn't make sense.

[ ... says the girl who can put together a bomb. It seems she can't apply chemistry to cooking at all. ]

[swordboning]

I can't put it in a simpler manner than that, Rin.

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Explain it like I'm five years old, Archer. [ Please. ]

[swordboning]

I have already, which is the issue.