( open ) Special Training

[newtimes]

Who: newtimes & you
When: IC, 7/4
Where: Dojo or Diejo
What: Swords are old fashioned and guns are cool. We're a shooting range for a day.
Rating/Warning: N/A

1. Toy guns are better than practice swords

( When you arrive at the dojo for the day, you'll be greeted by two things: a toy gun and an ominous note taped entrance, )

Two things ☆ 1. This gun and ammo are yours 2. I have one too and as soon as you open the door... IT’S ON!!! Good luck (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

( And sure enough, the moment you open that door, you'll be greeted by a barrage of styrofoam bullets. There is no way whoever is shooting only has one gun! But then again, if you wanted an advantage, maybe you should have gotten up on his level like a hundred and fifty years ago. )

2. It's all fun and games until--!

( Congratulations, guys. Y'all sure did cause enough damage! Sheesh, this was just supposed to be for fun and here you guys went off and broke through one of the paper doors. Honestly, it's not the first screen Mutsu's broken since being summoned so he knows how to fix it but he sure is complaining because this wasn't supposed to happen, )

Eeeesh! Ya didn't have to get all serious!

( Despite his whining, he doesn't sound too upset. Someone clearly had fun. )

3. I can use a sword too! Just not now.

( Mutsu isn't at the dojo very often, at least, not compared to other swords. He's rather elusive given how he has a habit of avoiding certain swords and swordsmen that hit hard but tend to hit Tosan swords even harder. That's discrimination. That isn't fair. Mutsu knows his rights. He's innocent until he's proven guilty and you can't prove a thing if you can't catch him! And look, he's not naming any names but they know who they are and Mutsu is a simple sword that never wants any trouble even if he would totally fight all of you punks at once if he had to.

And that said, once everything's begun to clear out and you all have resumed your practice, he'll linger around to watch a bit. Man, who the heck even is this punk? Mutsu comes into this sword house with his guns and doesn't even have the propensity to train? He's just playing with that nerf gun and-- did he seriously just fire a shot at you? )

... What?

( He sounds completely innocent. )

I'm helping ya train.

( It's important real world practice. )