[His condition...??? Mabel isn't sure what exactly Lee is referring to, but honestly she isn't going to correct him. Because she's pretty sure it's going to end hilariously, and Dipper deserves it!

For being a dumb butt.]

Ah, thank you, it's okay though. And good! That'll brighten up his day I'm sure!

Oh, he looks basically exactly like me, since we're twins, except his hair is shorter, he's not nearly as cute and he's got this hat with a pine tree on--wait.

[Wait hold the phone.]

You're a ninja?!