[Illidan walked the streets of the city with a carcass slung over his shoulder, of some unfortunate animal he managed to kill outside of the city. His intent had been to return to his residence, skin the beast, and ponder on whether he cared enough to cook it before eating it.
Normally he was left alone during this practice, but today he wound up plagued by some.... strange fat pigeon. Initially he simply tried to swat the pest away, but it came back. He flexed his hand and was just about to deal with the bird, and gain a side dish for his meal, but it was snatched away before he could strike at it.
And of course the fat pigeon's owner was some human child. He never ceased to be amazed by the sheer abundance of them.]
Then perhaps you should keep it indoors, lest something try to eat it.
B
Normally he was left alone during this practice, but today he wound up plagued by some.... strange fat pigeon. Initially he simply tried to swat the pest away, but it came back. He flexed his hand and was just about to deal with the bird, and gain a side dish for his meal, but it was snatched away before he could strike at it.
And of course the fat pigeon's owner was some human child. He never ceased to be amazed by the sheer abundance of them.]
Then perhaps you should keep it indoors, lest something try to eat it.