[That's Yusuke, telling it like it is! Puu wiggles and flaps in Yusuke's grasp, trying to get back at the treat on the table, until he finally decides to pop the beast under his arm to try to calm his restlessness.]

Oh yeah, definitely! I mean, why spend all the money on a custom model if you can't tweak 'em a little, right? Give yourself the whole pet experience instead of making them all perfect and stuff.

[There's a loud, petulant 'PUUU!' from where the small bird is shoved, annoyed by being kept from the food, and Yusuke puts a hand hastily over his face.

Oh my god, stop fucking lying.]