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estoria2016-05-08 08:19 pm
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[OPEN] bird bird's the word
Who: Yusuke 'has a furby for a soul' Urameshi (fingerbanged) & YOU!
When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business
A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)
[Ah, coffee shops.
The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.
Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]
P... Puu? Why're you--??
[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]
... oh jeez.
B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)
[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]
Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!
Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.
C: Wildcard???
[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
Urameshi!!]
fingerbanged) & YOU!When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business
A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)
[Ah, coffee shops.
The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.
Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]
P... Puu? Why're you--??
[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]
... oh jeez.
B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)
[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]
Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!
Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.
C: Wildcard???
[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at
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Puu! I swear, I'm gonna find some sort of daycare or something to stick you in, I'm not even kidding!
[He quickly scoops up the little penguin (who was now sporting a small bump on it's noggin), before hastening over to where Athena was sprawled and crouching down, hoping to prop her up.]
Hey--! Athena, you alright? How many fingers am I holding up?
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What the heck was that? [ though she's mostly talking to herself. and then she notices yusuke. ]
Oh! Hi. Is that your pet?
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Yyyyyyeah...? [Yusuke, that doesn't sound convincing at all.]
He's a CyBuddy. Special model. I think they programmed him to be stupid, though.
[Puu lets out a small, angry 'Puu!' in response, but he quickly muffles him. It's a blatant lie, but as long as Puu was like this, he didn't want people to know the truth.]
What about you, though? You sure you're okay?
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A CYbuddy. [ she pokes Puu right in the tummy, then. let's see what'll happen. ]
And I'm fine now, don't worry. I'm tougher than I look.
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... Yusuke, however, is not about to let go of this one, even if it was ridiculously obvious.]
Yep! Just got it recently. Still trying to get it used to the city and all of that, since it doesn't seem to be used to it's body yet.
[Which, really, wasn't much of a lie-- it's been three years since Puu was in this form, so it was probably disorienting to get used to such a small body again.
... he does make a bit of a face at her last comment, however.]
But oh yeah, I remember. I'm kinda glad ViViD stuff stays in ViViD, because my future family tree would have been screwed otherwise.
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[ oh she knows he's lying, but she'll give yusuke a chance to explain at a later time. it's not like whether puu is an actual living thing vs. a cybuddy really important, is it?
and she just winces at his last remark. did he get kicked in the nuts, or what? ugh... she doesn't want to know. ]
There was a time that it didn't, though. But I hope it doesn't happen again.
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[And DID SHE NOT REMEMBER NAILING HIM IN THE NADS WHEN HE ATTACKED HER....... maybe it was better he didn't go into further detail, because that was just going to make things awkward for everyone involved.
That last part takes him by surprise, however, not expecting that new bit of info.]
Wait, really? Was it something they fixed or something, or was it a glitch? Because I'm already wary about the place, so I don't need a million injuries to deal with if I'm gonna be shoved back into the city again.
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and WHY WOULD SHE REMEMBER THAT, OF ALL THINGS. it's not important to her, so :) ]
It was a glitch then... ViViD glitches a lot, you know?
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[Though, funny enough, he had met him recently-- with Larry 'consoling' him over long distance relationship woes. Needless to say, this reunion will probably be incredibly awkward.
and of course it's not important to her IT WASN'T HER NUTSACK >8(]
But I didn't know that, actually. I mean, unless the glitches are the weird outfits they shove us in or something? I haven't really hopped in there that much since I got here.
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[ SHE'LL FIGHT FOR PEOPLE'S RIGHTS!!!! but it's a good thing yusuke already knows larry so he doesn't have to hunt him down in this hypothetical situation where puu is actually a cybuddy. ]
I think that happens, too. Almost anything can happen in ViViD.
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[He's mostly joking, of course-- although, sadly, he hasn't connected the name to the guy as of yet, so he'll still have to look this dude up at some point to continue this CyBuddy charade. Probably. Or at least get some decent pet advice from him.
There's an awkward silence at the last bit, mind inevitably going to that first meeting of theirs. Could it have been ViViD's meddling? It didn't seem possible-- a game couldn't manipulate his DNA like that, could it?]
... like what? What else wound up happening in there?
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[ a pause, because a thought hits her and she has to clarify. ]
Oh, but I should mention that it only happens occasionally. You can even tell on the calendar sometimes when ViViD's just going to suck you in and do weird things.
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[But something she says rings a bell in his head, and he perks up a bit.]
... wait, I remember Rei telling me something like that when we first met. It's... every few months or so, right? I think? She said it was sorta like clockwork, but I don't think it's happened since.
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[ she starts poking at her moon earring as her arms are folded. ]
It's weird because the only thing that actually happened were those... killer robots. [ she looks a bit disturbed, bringing it up. ]
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Yeah, don't remind me. I sure as hell learned my lesson about turning on random crap on my doorstep.
... you're not telling me more stuff usually happens between that time, are you?
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So... we basically got lucky the past month, is what you're saying.
Oh man.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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[His eyes flick to her necklace, drawn to the change.]
... that's a fancy mood ring. I didn't know they made them all digital like that.
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[ she blinks curiously, until it hits her. ]
Oh! This is Widget, he's an AI. Say, hi, Widget!
[ and in a squeaky robotic voice that also sounds like athena's: ]