[OPEN] bird bird's the word

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Who: Yusuke 'has a furby for a soul' Urameshi (fingerbanged) & YOU!
When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business

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A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)

[Ah, coffee shops.

The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.

Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]

P... Puu? Why're you--??

[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]

... oh jeez.



B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)

[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]

Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!

Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.


C: Wildcard???

[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at Urameshi!!]

Comments

[sayonaradumbass]

I'm going to shove this guy so far up your pee hole they'll think its a kidney stone.

[he's not appreciative of his turd of a personality actually being compared to one irl alright

there's a yelp and the accompanying effort to slap little Puu away after that]

[fingerbanged]

[YUSUKE URAMESHI: calling it as he sees it, bro.]

You wish you could be close enough to my dick to do that, don't you?

[But that effort to slap Puu away actually connects, and Puu lets out a small cry of pain. CONGRATS, YOU JUST HIT A BABY ANIMAL, YOU MONSTER.]

HEY--!

[You are like five seconds to an ass-kicking Kaneda BE CAREFUL.]

[sayonaradumbass]

[just smirks at him, hands loose at his sides like he expects this

look the baby animal is connected to Yusuke so he'll justify it
also it saw the inside of his asshole so....he can't wear white on his wedding day now]

As much as I'd love a chance to shoot that tiny worm off, no.

[fingerbanged]

[pls like he actually could before this

and there's a long, seething pause as Yusuke stares him down--

--before something in his face closes off, and he swiftly turns on his heel and walks the other way.

Bad enough Puu wrecked a lot of the coffee shop, but doing more damage by kicking Kaneda's pure butthole was just going to make things worse. He wasn't going to give him the satisfaction for once.



but he is going to flip him the bird because Yusuke can't help but be classy.]

[sayonaradumbass]

[some of us like to be optimistic
while others are not in reality

Kaneda's completely floor. He stares after Yusuke, jaw on the floor. Then he flips him back off in a flourish:]

I should've known you'd pussy out!

[fingerbanged]

I'm not wasting my time feeding your masochism, pal! If you want me to kick your ass that badly, go and lie in the middle of the street-- you'll get the same results that way!

[Because as much as Yusuke loved a good fight, kicking Kaneda's ass was probably akin to beating up a puppy with cancer: fucked up and hugely one-sided.

... not that it wasn't entirely off the table but HE'S TRYING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN FOR ONCE]

[sayonaradumbass]

You're the biggest pussy I know-- and I know a talking cat!

[its actually a talking dog but....still] I guess I can understand feeling threatened by someone so much more stylish and badass, but still.

[fingerbanged]

Pffft! Yeah! Right. Well, once you get over your complex about me being ten times cooler than you'll ever be, we'll talk.

For now, though, just be lucky that you kept your teeth today.

[sayonaradumbass]

I keep hearing you talk shit, and see you talk shit, and yet you're still here? [makes a yakkitty yak motion with his hand]

[fingerbanged]

[CAN'T SEE YOU BRO, TOO BUSY BEING COOL HERE

--although he takes a moment to swoop up his iced coffee that he dropped, and proceeds to chuck it over his shoulder in Kaneda's direction.

Because HE CLASSY.]

[sayonaradumbass]

[HAHA JOKES ON YOU YA MISSED YOU DILDO LICKER

he wouldn't even waste food throwing food at Yusuke at this point, just stomps off]