"How the fuck you gonna cure boring people with tech? They tried that once with lobotomies and it didn't work out so damn well.." Duo's had way too much time to read about things that weren't so great in his spare time. Though.. Duo is lucky to be able to read at all, so hey, having things to read and actually doing it for fun is probably something not expected from him any other time.

"Dude - " Duo grimaces at the weenie shoved in his face, resisting the urge to just clobber the other boy for being so pushy. "Keep pushin' it in my face and I'm gonna shove it up your ass."