"Then you learn to cook or befriend someone who can." See? It's simple! Well, simple for people who have an easy time of making friends. If this ever comes to pass, Heero will have to learn to cook.

He's not terribly interested in the assignment in front of him, but he's skipped class the past few times, so he should probably make sure he at least does his homework. "Like every war that's ever taken place, whether before the construction of the colonies or after... and it depends how it's cooked. If I do it, it's either raw enough that it probably still has its skin on and standing in a field or it's charred enough that you could probably use it as a coal substitute. The unappealing things I'm finding are some of the people. I am not 'obsessed', I am not 'repressed', and I do not 'need help'." Okay, so maybe it's just Kaneda. The guy has is amusing points, but mostly he's a giant ball of insults and attempts to be cool in a manner that goes entirely over Heero's head.