A spirit medium, you say? [She looks more like a small to me!]

... strange, that I've never heard of such a thing. After all, I don't have all the best spirit powers by accident. I am one of the Great Spirits of this... well, of my world.

[She cants her head to the side, casually, as if trying to look cool and elegant and not shoved into an oversized hamster ball.] What is it, exactly, that you are training to do with us?