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[hijiwanwan]

Who: Hijikata (hijiwanwan) Tsurumaru (gravesite) Nero (rosaichthys) Heisuke (sympathe) Caramia (caraminya) Mikazuki (meniscus) and Souji (laundryjealousy)
What: Heisuke what the hell did you do NOW (he brought people home. that's what).
When: Post intro log (IC: 7/8)
Where: Hijikata's apartment
Warnings: Hijikata might yell? (PG)



Where did all these people come from... Well, anyway! Hijikata dragged his comrades back to his house, but it looks like some other surprises came along the way!?

A log for all the new and not-so new people (various visitors too) to get situated!

Comments

STOP HURTING ME!!!!

[sympathe]

( OOHH HIJIKATA PLEASE CHILL OUT, Heisuke straighten and bristle because honestly, why? He didn't even think it was that bad! )

Ah — right, Hijikata-san! Does that comment really warrant that kind of threat though?

( New info, though! He really shouldn't be surprised by the name. )

So Tsurumaru-san is the kind of guy who likes these? Well, I guess he looks pretty fluffy.

( They match! But Ume has been captive in his grip for long enough, so he'll set her on the ground to be free. )

Does she have a name?

die die die

[hijiwanwan]

[ YES, IT WARRANTS THAT THREAD!!! HE'S NOT LONELY... NOOOOO HE'S NOT AT ALLLLL...

so they'll just move on... ]

Apparently.

He's so... ... Whimsical, if I have to describe it. Unpredictable. Surprising.

[ shrug--

a name... ]

. . . . . . . Ume.

heisuke is about to

[sympathe]

He seems like the kind of guy who'd be flattered at that description.

( They haven't talked a lot, but you know, Tsurumaru's definitely Something alright.

He tries to hide the look of sliiiight surprise he feels at that name though, even as he raises his eyebrows.

Looks at Hiji. Looks at dog. Looks at Hiji. Looks at dog.......... )

Is ume...

( He understands. )

UGH I LAUIGHED

[hijiwanwan]

Yeah, don't tell him that.

[ don't spill the Beans Heisuke.

. . . . .

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ]

What. . . Do you have something to say? [ if you make fun of the dog's name Heisuke, YOU'LL GET THESE HANDS. ]

[rosaichthys]

The smallest seed can grow into a beautiful and strong rose, I want to see how far along she is! Will she come if you call her? ( the dog is more important than her master, why? because he fucking touched her tiddy that's why. a savage! someone that makes nero huff at the thought of him doing such a thing in the exact same day! why does he hurt her? )

Yes, that is the name he goes by. He's quite a savage! Yet he insisted on keeping me here, I do not mind it. For someone willing to accommodate me, he uses his shoulder for a head rack than thinking purposes. That could be why he has been placed in my care.

( she hums at the thought, shaking her head only a moment as if throwing the thought from her head. ) You sound familiar of him, do you both hold close relations?

[gravesite]

I... suppose I can try. Be gentle to her, okay? She's small. [ which means no dramatic speeches at maximum volume! dramatic speeches in whispers are okay, please speak to ume quietly, she is gentle and soft. so he lifts his head, glancing towards the bedroom — ] Ume!

[ almost immediately, there's the tiny pap pap sound of puppy pawpads scrabbling across the floor, and then... there ume is! in full view! the purest bean!! she climbs all over the paper with her little feet, and tsurumaru pulls her into his lap, patting her fluffy head (and trying to keep his hand from being licked) as he answers nero. ]

If you don't like him, then why did you agree to follow him here? [ curious! please let the command seals manifest on the hand that grabbed the tiddy. it has power. ]

And well... no, not really. I met him in this weird desert level of ViViD, but it's Hijikata that's closer to him than I am — they're a part of the same group, or something.

[rosaichthys]

( oh no! who is this small bean that walks in so cutely? oh no, look at that tail? oh no! where did it get that nose? OH NO, A BROWN PINTO BEAN!! of course, saber probably isn't thinking like this as the puppy makes her grand entrance. she watches the way it walks all over their hard work and to be honest, the little pawpad prints are just as adorable as ever. saber will adopt them on the paper. )

Gentle, that is something I am use to! To help people, one must be kind and gentle with those ones speak to. ( she would request to pat the small animal, but she's just having too much fun in tsurumaru's lap that saber cannot disrupt that. she wouldn't want anyone to do the same to her but when did she ever care about something that isn't her. ) He is my Master, he is what that lamp gave me during the desert when I asked for it not to bring me my Master, it is who it brought. ( since it didn't take that long to learn that it worked the opposite. )

He is a savage, an attempt at showing good deeds but can change into such a venomous viper in a quick second! ( yes, she met hijikata, she would have never guessed. ) The same group? They act so differently, I believe the longer haired gentleman paid more attention to their goal than the other? ( heisuke plays too much!!! he touched tiddy!!!!!!! )

[gravesite]

[ thankfully, all ume is leaving on the paper are some little colorless pawprint indents, because tsurumaru and nero were fortunate enough to be coloring with crayons... and not something like, you know, paint. but oh, if nero wants to pet ume, then all she has to do is ask!! he'd be happy to pass her along. ]

But why do you call him your "Master"? Are you his maid, or something? [ it can still be for kinky reasons... maybe heisuke has a maid fetish?

although, when she starts describing hijikata, he tries not to laugh; but a laugh slips out anyway. ]

That does sound like him. He's rude, unpleasant, and has all sorts of bad habits, but I like him anyway. Isn't that because he's higher ranked than Heisuke, as the "vice commander"? It'd only be natural that he pays more attention to his goals.

On the other hand, I... don't know what Heisuke is. [ some commander of some unit apparently, but tsurumaru doesn't know this. ] Do you know?

[rosaichthys]

( UME IS SO PURE! a small bean that will grow in tsurumaru's lap. oh no, does that bean wag tail? oh no.. pint bean. so sure that if google pinto bean or dog was a real thing, ume would pop up! anyway, she stares at the canine before nodding and getting back to her work. she'll ask soon! that puppy is beautiful, oh no.. the socks. the socks!! )

He is my master. It is because he summoned me in a way or he had been summoned to me. The male now bears the markings that deem he owns me for his own doing but erase any wicked thoughts from your mind. He is not and will not be lucky with me.

( aaaa! she doesn't want to be some girl he picked up on the street! but as she listens, that hijikata asshole seems to obey the rules! at least someone does though saber is normally trying to rip that man a new one. ) Is he? I do know that man is nothing but an unwashed savage, he has not told me anything of his life. He is but an identity and that is my master. ( ugh who is this man? )

You shall forgive me for being unaware! Are there any others like him here? Within that same group? They could satiate our thirst for knowledge.

[gravesite]

[ maybe ume feels nero staring at her, because from her comfortable nest, she looks back at nero — and immediately gives her a pure shiba smile, her tongue dangling out like the happiest little pinto bean in the entire world! but geez... geez! tsuru can't be blamed for thinking those kinds of thoughts regarding the two, especially after she says that heisuke now "bears markings that deem he owns her". isn't that wording too suggestive, honestly? ]

I... think there's another one of Hijikata's people living in our apartment... Okita Souji? But I don't think I've ever seen him — for all I know, he could just be a ghost. All I usually hear are a bunch of coughs. [ ah yes... the dark tb ] You'd be better off asking Hijikata and Heisuke directly, if you want to know anything about them.

[ alternatively, they could read lots and lots of books about the gumis to learn more about them! that's what tsuru does. ]

By the way... what should I call you? Do you have a name? [ because it's rude of him to refer to her as "you" all day. ]

ᕙ( •̀ o •́ )ᕗ.

[sympathe]

Of course not, Hijikata-san!

( Because at least let him survive his first day, HIS FIRST DAY!

That doesn't mean, however, that he won't consider sharing this tidbit of information with anybody else. The people have to know, Hijikata. What an embarrassing artist he is to have named this small and pure dog after his favourite flower and "Hogyoku's" infamous poem. )

Here, come here Ume...!

( Please come back small and pure dog. )

[rosaichthys]

( oh no.. that pure smile!! she smiles! oh no, look at that! where did she learn that? it's so pure!! when did tsurumaru and hijikata teach this pure dog to smile like that! what a pure pinto bean!!! this is so pure, can this puppy see saber's big ol eyes staring at her!! please come, pat pat tap patatattap pat on over perhaps! )

Has he been plagued by coughing, perhaps it is tome for one to dust. One can grow sick if too much filth is in the air. ( do you mean this entire household? oo! such a sick burn! ) I could ask but I am very upset with this Hijikata, he does not understand fine poetry! He wrote only a few lines and acts as if that is true art! It is beginning art! So I shall ask my master, he will not let me down.

( there's a nod as she speaks up. ) Red Saber, though others have defaulted in calling me, "Saber."

[gravesite]

[ she just knows how to smile like that on her own! all shibas are created with the Power To Smile. but maybe ume senses nero's big ol eyes, because she's going to pap pap pap over the short distance across the paper to place her paws on nero's lap, her tiny tail wagging behind her, as if to say please put me on your lap and pat me! ]

But that's... [ why is she like this ] ...what a haiku is. It's supposed to be short. Three lines, 5-7-5 syllable sets, no more than that!

[ he holds up three fingers, as if to emphasize. whether his haikus are art in the first place, though... that's another question. he'll leave that job up to heisuke, though, whether he wants to break it to nero or not that hijikata's poems are ass. ]

Saber? That's a curious sounding name... then, in return — you can call me Tsurumaru.

[rosaichthys]

( oh no!! this shiba!!! oh no.. it pap pap paps on over! oh no!! saber doesn't know how to feel about this? places hand to chest in real life, this is so pure. WHERE DID THEY GET SUCH A SHIBA WITH SOCKS!! saber sets down her items and grabs the shiba's paws, her little socks. )

It's paws are dipped in black silk, how beautiful! ( now onto this haiuku!! ) Those things are terrible if he does not finish such beautiful and tranquil words!! They're at his finger tips and yet, he doesn't know what todo with them!

( she's too roman for this! a shake of her head as she decides that this isn't how things can go! ) Why does he limit himself such beauty, it must be spoken in more than seventeen words!

( has he never met a saber before? this is the first time she's met someone who was curious to the name. ) Tsurumaru. ( the name rolling off her lips with ease. ) Umu! I do like it!