( how dare the fuck this man hoist her up like she ain't nobody's business but listen, she may not be able to use her sword but with her hand held right out and before she's sat down — she quickly swipes her hand against the face of hijikata toshizou of the shinsengumi and because she's a heroic spirit, that shit is going sting for days. )

Your rules mean nothing to me. Since this is your household, I will respect you but only if you respect me like you should have the moment we met. ( how do you like that slap!! huh!!! )

Hurry, I don't want to look at a man's face as aging as yours for so long. ( yes, sir my ass, take her to her room! ) And when I thought you were someone of fantastic poetry, if only you'd had finished it!