Who: Archer and Shirou AKA the true swordboners
When: Late night December 12th
Where: Forever alone at Archer's place
What: Two guys abandoned by their partners doing mechanical work.
Warnings: They both dislike each other.

( when two different butts collide )

Who: Yata rollin & you!
When: at various times between December 13 and 15
Where: various
What: Yata sucks at gardening, looks for people to play vivid with, has a tendency to run into people with meet cutes, etc.
Rating/Warning: PG because of language

( alternatively, a day in the life of yata when he doesn't want to punch people into the fucking sky )