[OPEN] you're just an accident waiting to happen

[feytality]

Who: feytality & you!!! You??
When: 7/15 - some time after the interludes
Where: AROUND
What: Hey look, we have a Vanellope Von Schweetz!!! In other words: after her fun Interlude trip and even funner glitching to the Nexus Code, Maya's sick (rimshot) of all this buggy software.
Rating/Warning: Warning: Contains Maya.

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phase i - shop till you drop;

[The Shopping District's a pretty busy place, right? People are always moving around, talking, buying things-- Surely, no one's going to notice if a girl just glitches and appears out of thin air, right?]

[Wait, that is the kind of thing people might notice? Oops!]

[Well, in any case, this glitch is quickly identified to be an odd-looking teenaged girl - that is to say, Maya, and upon appearing, she pretty much just crumples to the ground]

[Except-- aside from pulling herself up to a sitting position, she doesn't seem to be making any efforts to get up or talk to anyone. In fact, she looks.... upset? Wow, is that even possible???]

[So your options here are: check this weird scene out, keep walking, throw something at her, or any other option. Be creative!!]

phase ii - catch me if you can;

[Well, you're minding your own business! Trying to get wherever you're going!! HARK, there is a small teenage girl, directly in your path.]

Okay, Maya, one foot after the other.... two feet after the other... three feet after.... wait, that doesn't make sense.

[She's coming towards you! If you don't move fast, she's going to crash directly into you, or topple over and take you down with her]

Woah....!

[If you do move fast, then enjoy watching her fall on her face. Again. If not, then:]

S...Sorry....

phase iii - speaking of watch your step;

[On that note, there's another option. You, once again, are trying to conduct your business, getting home, checking on your friends, trying to go somewhere, whatever. But down, on the ground, is said weirdo teenage girl, and she appears to be crawling very slowly... on her hands and knees, in some direction. Okay. That's all fine and weird, but every so often, she freezes up, her eyes widen, and then she reaches for whatever's closest (which is probably your ankle, but can be: bench, a cleaning robo, or... anything else, really) as if trying to put her hand through it.]

[Obviously, this does not work out for her, because these things are all solid objects]

....I shouldn't have done that.

[NO SHIT, MAYA.]

phase iv - butt-dialing?? we just don't know;

[And the final option: you are getting a call on your CeresVice!! It's from Maya. But the thing is, she absolutely didn't mean to call you. In fact, she might not even know who you are and vice versa. But there is a call! From her!!]

Um..... Is this Mosley?

[No it isn't]

[(Unless Mosley tags this)]

wildcard;

[Got something else in mind? Hit me up! Just keep in mind that she's extremely dizzy... among other things]

Comments

[feytality]

I didn't appear here on purpose, you know. I was in the....

[Aaaaand she's trailing off as she remembers the Nexus Code. Fading away, seeing all the faces of the people that had been here, her friends, the people she absolutely needed to save--- they were fading, and she couldn't do anything.]

...

Maybe you're right. I could be a ghost.

[Also: who is this guy. She raises her head to look at him, but he doesn't look familiar to her]

I... I can't. I feel dizzy.

[It's more of a mumbled excuse than anything, but boy is she in the way right now.]

[freeinghorror]

[He snorts at her ghost comment, reaching over to poke her in the arm. Again, it was more of a light touch then anything but since she was staying solid and his finger didn't go through her, it was safe to assume that she was solid enough.]

I would think that my hand would go through a ghost. [A look, and he rolled his eyes, reaching over to pull his bag of goodies close. He dug around and pulled out a container and plastic fork, opened both up. He was going to be nice and offer her a piece of his treat before taking a bite himself.]

[feytality]

That's 'cause I'm really good at pretending I'm a girl, I guess.

[She's feeling pretty morose right now, so that's some pretty inappropriate humor-- that'll go right over a stranger's head.]

Or maybe someone decided to bring me back to life.

[Things Maya Should Definitely Be Joking About.]

[Regardless, this poor girl has no sense of stranger danger, so instead of doing the reasonable thing and refusing the sweet, she... stares at it for a minute, before taking the offered piece and putting in her mouth. Not that it's a good idea for her to eat right now, either.]

Oh...

...Thanks, mister.