[See? That's a perfectly acceptable explanation. Zoro nods vaguely, his arms loosening a bit but not dropping, and he shifts to lean one shoulder on the door frame]

Just like you only saw that one thing about me. [but what a thing, ugh] Guys in dresses were really that bad, huh?

[He heard that bit about getting caught, but actually...he doesn't want to know. Even if what happened to Sanji was horrifying, Zoro's own ideas of what would happen are actually worse so let's not go there.]

I still don't get why it's hell but that's all you, cook. It got you stronger, so it obviously did you some good.