[closed] Two Old Goats

[unionjackoff]

Who: unionjackoff & manolia
When: IC July 22 / OOC June 12
Where: the pleasure district
What: abused goats and memory exchanges
Rating/Warning: probably just minor offenses



[hm.... hm... okay.

England peeks around the corner, carrying a bag and holding it to his chest. what's inside the bag? more books for Merlin, about woman's bodies. how to please women. yeah, when England says he's going to do something, he's going to do it.

the thing was, is this is so freaking embarrassing. first he went to the library, but when they only offered books about reproduction, England knew he had to check more places. he finally found what he was looking for at an adult bookstore. but both times, he'd had to take these books up to counters, and have robots or aliens ring him up. and even though he's pretty sure the robots or aliens don't care, he's still... embarrassed!

now he has to make it out of the pleasure district without being seen. so he's hunkered against walls, darting in and out of alleys, avoiding the main streets. this is stupid. no one can see what is in the bag, because it's cloth, and yet he's still worried. but he should almost be to the edge of the district by now. then he can just hop a train back home. aaaa this is so nerve-racking!]

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[manolia]

[There are certain things a man, or at least a sexually active man, is generally accepted as needing. Condoms, lubricant, all of that. (More condoms when you find out, shamefully but also with a quiet sort of pride, that the normal-sized ones are too small.) A few books, too, perhaps, for... Special interest.]

[That said, Chibi isn't here to get any of those things; he just really likes the public bath at the spa. It reminds him of home.]

[Hair still damp from the shower peeking from under his hat, face still a little red from the heat and all the pretty alien girls walking around half-naked, Chibi hums as he walks through the pleasure district. (There is a small bag, too, with restock of some of those aforementioned items. Might as well. Alright, maybe he found glowing blue ones and wanted to have a lightsaber dick duel.) There is no shame in his face, or at least none of the shame that someone else might carry - and speaking of someone else...]

[What the hell is England doing, sneaking out of that alleyway? Does he think that will hide him??]

[The thought crosses his mind, devilish and young, that he ought to play a prank-- no, no, it wouldn't help. Instead, he just pops up a portal right next to England and hops through, that devilish smile on his face. His abused, sad little goat follows along; it is pretty good at jumping on only three legs, he has to admit.]

[And quietly:] Fancy seeing you here.