[Given the combination of how weird this place is, Eiji being half asleep, and Eiji being Eiji, Ankh really wouldn't have been surprised if he'd believed that. The fact that he reacted like it was the sarcasm it was is... mildly disappointing, actually.]

Might have been better with birds, anyway. The guy who delivered it almost dropped the pizza because he didn't expect me to be outside.

[By which he means not expecting to ring the doorbell and then have someone just appear out of nowhere behind him, but you know, same thing.]