[Okay, well, the last time he tried ViViD, he got glitched into fighting a dragon when all he wanted to do was some fishing. He also got to use a sweet-ass hookshot, so there's the upside. Well, he's going to try again because second time's the charm, right?]

[Except, no it's not. Because this looks decidedly unlike a fishing simulator.]

[He's in his normal attire but...his dao is missing. And he's got these really cool wraps around his hands. And...a headband? That's constantly flowing in the wind? He doesn't even feel wind. He doesn't even feel a breeze.]

Huh...well, the music is catchy...wait, what does that say...?

[It's around this time that Darin turns and sees the fist flying for his head.]

[Which he dodges by doing a ridiculous backflip and backpedaling away.]

W-WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! WHO JUST RUSHES SOMEONE AND TRIES TO SUCKERPUNCH THEM?!