[Darin takes the hand and pushes himself shakily to his feet. By all accounts, he should probably be a charred mess on the ground, but he wobbles over to the bench and plops his ass down.]

Well...it was supposed to be a 'rail gun.' I saw it in one of the ViViD simulations so I figured I'd try and make it.

I may have been drunk when I thought it through though.

...And maybe when I was building it.