Look, I may not be a technowizard, but I took detailed notes! You wanna try and figure it out, be my guest, but maybe you should trust me for a second when I say that there's probably more to this than just some faulty equipment!

Maybe it's magic, maybe it's something a hell of a lot worse but...

[The ceiling fan lowers itself like a buzzsaw from above...until Darin slices it down with one deft swipe of his dao.]

One thing's for certain! This city is in trouble and I'm not about to sit here on my ass! People need help!