Ankh is a light sleeper, but even he takes a few moments to react to something like the place he's sleeping suddenly deciding to move on its own under him. His bed, in fact, does not fling him across the room. It just gently tilts and rolls him off of it... and directly onto Eiji's bed. On top of Eiji. How nice of it.
Phase III
[As he's just walking around, Ankh might seem even more wary and antisocial than he usually does. That's because stuff like this keeps happening:
a. Normally Ankh has an ability to sense people's desires, except that's gone haywire for a minute, and instead you're feeling his. In fact, this has projected onto you and you suddenly really desperately want a popsicle.
b. See this rude grumpy jerk here? Yeah. He's suddenly hugging you. And for some reason there are red feathers gently wafting all around you two. It's like a scene from a shoujo manga, except for the part where he is going to hate everything about this in 3... 2... 1...
c. All of a sudden, Ankh's clothes disappear, and he finds himself wearing nothing but a certain someone else's ridiculous underwear. First off, you have probably never seen someone be this indignant about their underwear before. Second, unless someone stops him, he's going to get rid of his one remaining piece of clothing because he would actually rather be naked than wear this stupid thing.
d. Or the serious option, in which there is suddenly a small flame, like you'd see from a match or a lighter, except that it's floating in the air just above his fingers. He's holding his hand up in front of him and staring at the mysterious fire, wide-eyed. He looks scared.]
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Ankh is a light sleeper, but even he takes a few moments to react to something like the place he's sleeping suddenly deciding to move on its own under him. His bed, in fact, does not fling him across the room. It just gently tilts and rolls him off of it... and directly onto Eiji's bed. On top of Eiji. How nice of it.
Phase III
[As he's just walking around, Ankh might seem even more wary and antisocial than he usually does. That's because stuff like this keeps happening:
a. Normally Ankh has an ability to sense people's desires, except that's gone haywire for a minute, and instead you're feeling his. In fact, this has projected onto you and you suddenly really desperately want a popsicle.
b. See this rude grumpy jerk here? Yeah. He's suddenly hugging you. And for some reason there are red feathers gently wafting all around you two. It's like a scene from a shoujo manga, except for the part where he is going to hate everything about this in 3... 2... 1...
c. All of a sudden, Ankh's clothes disappear, and he finds himself wearing nothing but a certain someone else's ridiculous underwear. First off, you have probably never seen someone be this indignant about their underwear before. Second, unless someone stops him, he's going to get rid of his one remaining piece of clothing because he would actually rather be naked than wear this stupid thing.
d. Or the serious option, in which there is suddenly a small flame, like you'd see from a match or a lighter, except that it's floating in the air just above his fingers. He's holding his hand up in front of him and staring at the mysterious fire, wide-eyed. He looks scared.]
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