cryptologic: (▲ some don't even bother)
dipper "i could probably rob a bank" pines ([personal profile] cryptologic) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2016-08-04 05:09 am (UTC)

phase i

[ Great news(?????). One of Yosuke's roommates has heard his call for help and is coming to the rescue! Unfortunately, it's one of the two smallest roommates. Oh well. Beggars about to be eaten by their beds can't be choosers.

Fortunately, Dipper's a little bit aware of what's going on since his run-in with the hell-portal in the fridge, and by "aware" we mean "extremely alarmed" because everything is super broken and out to kill them, it seems. Including whatever's in Yosuke's room. Anticipating the door is probably jammed since otherwise Yosuke could just open it, Dipper comes speeding over with his baseball bat.

(Who are we kidding, it's Mabel's bat, Dipper doesn't sport.) ]


H-hang on! I'm going to try and break off the handle, so stay back!

[ Literally nothing about this has any chance of backfiring spectacularly at all. ]

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