[He'd probably have a laugh at the weird noises coming out of Zoro's mouth right now, if he wasn't completely and utterly appalled.]

You're like-- what, thirty?? That's like a good ten years, pal! You could be like my dad or something! [NOT EVERYONE HAS THIRTY-SOMETHING YEAR OLD MOMS LIKE YOU DO YUSUKE]

If this is something that asshole in the red jacket planned, I'm gonna kick his ass AND yours!