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[Okay, this is coming a bit out of the blue. He's flattered to be called a gentleman, certainly, but he can't help but chuckle a little.]
I appreciate it, but I happen to be newly married! My wife is the light of my life.
[Has he always had that ring on his finger? He does now, and it's crushing all of your dreams.]