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Um! Let's see. Maybe you should try to pretend... pretend you're on a beach!
[...Wait, she'll probably think of that horrible ViViD beach!]
Er, a normal beach! Where you're free to wear and do whatever you want! And you're relaxing with a nice drink that isn't weird at all!