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❝it's not zura.❞ | 桂 小太郎 ([personal profile] bakudanma) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-01-26 08:40 pm

[ OPEN !!! ]

Who: Katsura + any of you wonderful people.
When: Throughout the IC month of November.
Where: Metro-rail Station, Pleasure District and McCERES.
What: Open log for people who just want some extra CR in their life. 8)
Rating/Warnings: Zura is in this log. And uh, maybe violence/blood.

《1》METRO-RAIL STATION
[ It was time to head home after a day full of adventuring in this place and work, and not to mention, he was already hooked on these two soap opera that had been airing on the television sets. Games of our Lives and All my CYBuddies. Surely he'll be able to get home in time.. right? ]

Ah, excuse me—
[ The doors slide open and people flood inside; it was a little annoying— the way some of the people and been the robots here shoved each other to get into the public transport. He merely gave some of these people a look of disdain, and just when he came to the conclusion that this was an every man for himself situation, he begins to assert himself in front of a few other people who are gathering towards the metro, either by elbowing and using the heel of his palm. Just as the door is about to close, he is blocked by a particularly robust individual who won't have any of this and so—
POW. Right in the face. It's enough to get him to stumble back and hold his nose. In that moment, he rushes back to the train right as the doors shut to press his bloodied hands and face on the window. ]


Crap! Damn! We're going to hear back from the pregnancy test tonight!
[ He takes a little jog alongside the train before standing there, banging on the window and making a ruckus.
Well. I guess he'll just have to wait for the next one.
In the mean time, he'll just be taking a seat next to you. The way he held his teeth clenched was the only indication of how immensely furious he was.

Oh.. he should probably clean up his face.
He'll be ready next train station. His hand was already on the hilt of his weapon that was by his hip. ]


《2》PLEASURE DISTRICT
[ It's a rainy day here in the Pleasure District. Of all the snack places he could have worked at, it was one located in the Pleasure District. He didn't really spend time here, and when he did, it was mainly for work or to just make a bunch of cute ViVid avatars and make them live a mundane and domestic life instead of catering to any of his needs. It was almost like he was trying to ensure their happiness instead of his despite the fact they were virtual people and not anything with feeling. What was he even doing with his life here anymore..?

Today, he's going home from his barista job, dressed in uniform. It was a swanky place, really, and he was learning quickly how to prepare all sorts of different drinks.

A red, cloth parasol is resting on his shoulder as he heads in the direction towards home. But what is this? Somebody in the rain without an umbrella? Not allowed.
And so, he's just gonna scurry up to you and provide some shelter from the rain for you there. Isn't that thoughtful for a terrorist? ]

You could catch a cold.

《3》MCCERES
[ Right. His other-other job. He liked to stay productive, so when CERES offered him several jobs, he went ahead and picked two out of the three, though he was contemplating picking up another soon. With as many games as played and as much as he worked, he was gradually getting pretty loaded on credits to use here.

Anyway, his position here? Mascot. There were a few problems with this job in regards of it. For example, it could have been a much fluffier and cuter kind of mascot and not a mime that wasn't supposed to speak. He broke that rule a lot.
He also took off the mask a lot when he wasn't supposed to and has already gotten several complaints from customers, but he still had his position here. When he worked, he worked pretty damn well.

You're going inside this place, and he pops out of nowhere, holding a sign. He seems insistent that you buy whatever it is he is advertising. Holy shit— this was a restaurant, not a haunted house!!

MCKNIGHT BURGER SPECIAL MEAL
3.99!!


No matter where you go, where you hide, he's following you with this sign— maybe doing the typical mascot jig while doing so with his own thuggish flare.
You could be in the bathroom and he's in the stall next to you with this sign, or leaving in your car, if you have one, and he's following you out there.

Hell, maybe you made it home and he's outside your window with this sign too.
Mother of God. ]

ukakus: ( official art: manga ) (065)

[personal profile] ukakus 2015-02-22 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[This is the face of someone who's fluctuating between really wanting to shove that sign up his derriere and tryi...ng........to not make a scene.]

So understand that I'm not buying any McSomething or whatever burgers, all right?
ukakus: ( official art: manga ) (073)

[personal profile] ukakus 2015-02-22 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't have to. There's a 100% guarantee it's going to taste like cow dung...]

Have you? [Mature, Touka.]
redcinemareel: (Grell: as I was saying)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2015-02-22 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I am, as well. Thought it would be wise to recharge back at home for a bit.

What's your name, dear?
immobileyes: (Why do you sound Irish?)

[personal profile] immobileyes 2015-02-22 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to make anyone cry, though... do we have to?
harepiece: (WHEEZES)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-02-22 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT POOR RANDOM GUY IS THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE SAYING "GO ON WITHOUT ME". Oz watches him collapse dramatically in slow motion and silently swears to himself that it's his new personal goal to get Katsura onto the train with no more punching casualties...]

The doors aren't going to collapse! Don't give up so soon!

[The doors have probably just barely opened, considering they've beaten the rush in about the rudest way possible.]
harepiece: (master of EXTREMELY MUNDANE TASKS)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-02-23 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT WAS AN INTENSE RUSH TO THE TRAIN. Oz watches from the inside as the doors close and all those poor people on the platform stare in like they're watching a soap opera of their own...

And then it starts to pull away from the station and he sighs in some sort of mild relief. Too intense... Turning to Katsura with a smile, though!]


It looks like you'll make it after all!
harepiece: (oh my god is right)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-02-23 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[If Oz were more keen on being the shonen hero that these people clearly need, maybe he would try to get Katsura off of the train.

BUT HE IS NOT KEEN ON BEING THAT SHONEN HERO. He's already saved who he could okay, it's time to let these poor people go. Good bye, train, he's leaving you behind and exiting on the next stop...]


Maybe you should wait a little until you start up with your punishments? Unless it's something like "justice never sleeps".

[Take him away from pop culture.]
harepiece: (no can do captain)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-02-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you'll be right here to set these guys straight, right?

[Unless Katsura is also getting off at the next stop, in which case... zetsubou carnival]
redcinemareel: (Grell: as I was saying)

[personal profile] redcinemareel 2015-02-23 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thing that's cleared up!

[And just in time! The train is there!]

Shall we, then, Katsura? Our chariot has arrived~! [Along with a fresh wave of people.]
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[personal profile] ukakus 2015-02-24 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [...She may not be human, BUT SHE'S PRETTY SURE CELLOPHANE ISN'T A FOOD ITEM.]

You know, you've been hard at work. Why don't you buy one? You... [uh.] deserve it.
topscores: (pic#8114936)

[personal profile] topscores 2015-02-24 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nice just. Stares for a little bit.]

What the hell are you even talking about??

[He is is SO CONFUSED.]

I don't care about that, what about the anti-foreigner thing?

[That was too random for it to be just him rambling.]
harepiece: (oh.....)

[personal profile] harepiece 2015-02-25 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah! That's my stop coming up!

[BYE TRAIN we knew ye well, maybe one day the savior that is desperately needed will actually show up to save everyone from Katsura.]

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