::So get this: there he was, walking down the street, minding his own business, maybe playing a little Angry Birds and not paying attention at all to his surroundings (which he should have known better than to do), planning on stopping by a grocery store to get dinner after a long shift at the weapons shop. Fairly uneventful day involving absolutely nothing that would warrant being assaulted. Just... trying to keep his head down after making a complete idiot of himself the first few days he was here.
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When, out of nowhere...
WHOMP!
Robocop. To the entire body.
That is gonna leave a bruise.::
...ow...