[ Athena's just about had enough of these silly misconceptions, and not to mention bad puns! ]

Alright, you two! Listen up!

Hurting people, whether they deserve it or not, is a crime punishable by law! That includes setting them on fire, making them explode, or hitting them! The last one is assault!

[ . . . she may have just assaulted a robot officer, but at least she's not going to get sued for it.

Hopefully. ]