giant inflatable penis

[confind]

Who: sooha park confind, and you.
When: various times throughout the day.
Where: near, far, & wherever you are.
What: sooha hating his job, sooha hating his lunch, sooha hating his life, etc etc etc.
Rating/Warning: he works at a sex shop, so... dicks, probably...



a
[ You could argue that a sex shop is it owns advertisement just by existing. It's there, people walk by it and know it's there, and it really needs no introduction.

However this store, it doesn't really pick up on that. This store decided, you know what a sex shop needs? Exposure. Advertisement. A giant blow up penis right outside the door. And guess whose job it was to set that up. There's nothing suggestive about blowing into a semi-transparent skin of plastic in order to get it to stand up straight.

It's finished though, and Sooha is just standing there, admiring?? his handiwork, and looking a lot like he's lost control of his life. ]

b
[ It's lunchtime, and the escape from his uncomfortable workplace is liberating. For a whole hour he doesn't have to listen to people thinking about what kind of plastic sexual organ best suits their desires, and he doesn't have to awkwardly avert his eyes to all the people in the section with all the magazines.

Freedom is a time to stretch his legs, to unwind from the first half of his day with something nutritious and satisfying... Just kidding, he's eating ramen by himself with his headphones shoved so far into his ears his brain might pop. ]

c
[ Anything else you can think of I'm not the boss of you. ]

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