[DON'T BE MILDLY SURPRISED YOON this is just how it goes sometimes...]
Wait, really—? You can get all of that just by eating too much sugar?
[?!?! THIS STRANGER MUST BE PULLING HIS LEG. Truly, there is no other answer. Oz has no idea how to handle this fresh information straight out of the bowels of hell... He doesn't even seem that reassured by "healthy alternatives", mostly because every "healthy" anything he's had to deal with has been in the negatives on the flavor scale.
So it's with some amount of obvious hesitation that he asks:]
no subject
Wait, really—? You can get all of that just by eating too much sugar?
[?!?! THIS STRANGER MUST BE PULLING HIS LEG. Truly, there is no other answer. Oz has no idea how to handle this fresh information straight out of the bowels of hell... He doesn't even seem that reassured by "healthy alternatives", mostly because every "healthy" anything he's had to deal with has been in the negatives on the flavor scale.
So it's with some amount of obvious hesitation that he asks:]
What are the alternatives...?