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Ryuko Matoi ([personal profile] dishonorstudent) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2015-02-12 07:48 am (UTC)

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[ God, he's starting to sound worse. While Katsura is momentarily occupied in his search for spectators, another blender can be seen flying lightning fast towards the boom box. Once it hits it's target, the boom box starts playing a beat, with Ryuko on top of her counter and a banana in hand like it's a microphone. ]

YYYOOOOOOOOOO
My mixin' style is too complex
Makin' heaps of money, time to cash the checks
A rogue rhyme sayer single-handed battalion
Blueberry Blast, it's worth a fuckin' million

Yeah, all y'all idiots go crazy
a lavish little Mango Magic burnin the hazy
Don't make me the first to blast
Swift-swift, swifter blast, hit 'em with the smoothie fast

Now take a cup and put it to yo' muzzle
Exit early, stage left, the clue's the puzzle
Hopin' everything will go right with a Banana Delight
A lovely summer night, two lovers holding tight?
Yo, I don't think so mate
Now GTFO mofo before I start a fight!!





...
[ She holds out the banana-mike as if she's expecting Katsura to reach for it, but suddenly lets go and allows it to drop on purpose. Fuck yeah. Slam dunk. Goodnight. ]

(( Senketsu: ...Ryuko, I think you're the one who's getting too deep into this... ))

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