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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


[personal profile] solarbeam 2014-10-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've only been here a short time but I haven't seen anything like that before.

[ She comes down low enough to just barely scrape the toes of her boots along the ground, crossing her arms with a thoughtful look. ]

I'm going around asking people if they need help with anything, because of today. You seem to have yourself covered, though.
flaredo: (Excuse you this hair is LUSTROUS)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't do that to a bra!

[ SO THERE. ]
flaredo: (I hear the faint call of a damsel)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Like that?

[ metallic-looking thing? ]
antumbras: (i'll search for a spell perfect for you)

[personal profile] antumbras 2014-10-20 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't it be quaint if the answers for both of your questions were the same?

[ truthfully, bayonetta had some lollipops on her when she arrived. she always had some.

she takes another lick of the lollipop and offers a coy grin. ]


The lug of metal is fine. He didn't protest at all — he was quite the good little boy.

[ in other words, she stole the outfit and the robot didn't really even notice. ]

[personal profile] solarbeam 2014-10-20 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kara's deciding right now that she likes this girl. ]

I didn't think so. [ So, on to something more important. ] I'm going to help you beat up robots, then.

[ As soon as she says it, she flies forward into one, putting her feet up into a kick at the last second. ]
souredsweet: jackandtink (thanks shinsengumi and friends!!)

bonus!! yOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF ME

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-10-20 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Kaoru's greatly enjoyed watching this entire fiasco unfold, quite honestly. Not being one of the targets had allowed a beautiful opportunity to just sit on the sidelines (quite literally) and watch the strange droids do whatever it is they do (attempted murder, apparently??) in curious silence.

But that part has come to an end and their either woefully inept or woefully cruel CEO has attempted to patch things up - god, life here is going to be difficult if this is the sort of thing they can expect every month - and the entertainment's gone with it. Until ELLIOT NIGHTRAY, anyway... Because good lord, even though Kaoru's seen the damn dinobot chasing people around before and even catching a few sad, sad victims, this is by far the best reaction yet.

Helpfully, Kaoru will proceed to not get directly involved at all, instead cupping a hand for the sake of volume increase and voice projecting. Guess who isn't moving from the safety of this part of the sidewalk??]


Sir! If you don't struggle, it will leave you alone! [Is that true? WHO KNOWS but either way it's bound to end in hilarity.]
souredsweet: breadcrusts (pleasantries)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2014-10-20 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[SLIDES INTO THE SAFETY ZONE... FOR NOW. And "for now" is pretty good okay, Kaoru can work with "for now."

Sousei's first comment is just met with a gentle nod, an expression of vague relief present, like Kaoru is glad that the warning's been taken into consideration. Assassinbots are An Issue, though it's a real miracle they're wielding swords rather than guns. People would be struggling a little if it were the latter...

At the introduction, the nod becomes a shallow but polite bow.]


My name is Nagumo Kaoru. Despite the poor circumstances, it's a pleasure to meet you. [Which is said with equal politeness, though there seems to be a small note of friendliness present, too.] I hope that you are able to find respite from this situation quickly, sir.
unjustify: breadcrusts (omniscience duh)

[personal profile] unjustify 2014-10-20 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's going downhill pretty fast, though. I'd hate to be in the next group of arrivals. At the rate things are going, they're the ones who will end up dead for real.
unjustify: yumis-icons (hats off to the sacrificial lamb)

[personal profile] unjustify 2014-10-20 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ONE DOESN'T SIMPLY WALK AWAY FROM A CONVERSATION WITH NAOI!! Not until they're at least ten times more exasperated than Sousei currently is, anyway...!

He sets his hands on his hips a little more proudly, chin jutting out like he's doing some weird valiant pose.]


There isn't much to explain. The place that I was taken from had a god, and that god is me! [Please weep for the place that he came from, Sousei. It's just as bad as it sounds.]
particularity: (m ✣ sleeps and suits you well)

[personal profile] particularity 2014-10-20 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Just like that... let's go.

[Hinata moves... and then he remembers he's still on the roof. He hesitates even as one of his hands pulls out his spear proper, all black as it is.

Just jump. Well, yeah, of course that voice would say that, but it's not that easy. Hmmmpf. He peeks back at Yang, awkward.]
Can you give me a, er, hand?
particularity: (m ✣ but you were always)

[personal profile] particularity 2014-10-20 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh.

[Hinata hums in realisation.]

...I've had a few of my friends who were supposed to be, well... gone... show up. It's a shock at first. But it's not a bad chance. [But he won't presume Sousei's circumstances, so he shakes his head with a faint smile.] Something like that.
flaredo: (Oh you oh my)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
... Now that's more like it!

[ Introductions later. Yang will cheerily go back to brawling with droids, taking care to at least not throw them at Kara. ]
eversmiling: (id be too competitive there)

[personal profile] eversmiling 2014-10-20 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He cants his head lightly with an unchanging smile, but that's not the reaction (or rather, reasoning) he expected. ]

So if I did, you would let me? That's pretty strange!

[ soujirou, you're strange, don't be a hater ]
eversmiling: (wtf is a tiger nut)

[personal profile] eversmiling 2014-10-20 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LMFAO YANG... ]

Ah, that's true! You're definitely not a boring person!

[ He laughs, though, since wow, how arrogant... ]
flaredo: (Sisterly bonding)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, sure, it's our little secret.

[ and then she told Elle the next day. ]
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I get the feeling they'll show up on fire.
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's worth looking into... I just had to make sure they didn't kill me first!
flaredo: (Now THAT'S a thrill!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She won't deny it. ]

Not that you are, either... you're like a crazy stabby speed demon!

[ ... oh right, her leg's still bleeding. Ah, well. It'll heal soon enough. ]
flaredo: (I hear the faint call of a damsel)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want a piggyback this time?
particularity: (m ✣ shone by the moon)

[personal profile] particularity 2014-10-20 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if that's worse or better than being slung over your shoulder...
flaredo: (I like the leg-breaking idea!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm giving you a choice this time, at least!
particularity: (f ✣ becomes pained the more)

[personal profile] particularity 2014-10-20 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Which of these is more dignified... neither, honestly... but if he has to choose... He'll heave a sigh.] Then, a piggyback?
unathletic: (you only beat me)

[personal profile] unathletic 2014-10-20 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
My roommate is dead to the world whenever he sleeps. [ Since "roommate" is easier to say than.. you know.. best friend... not-so-heterosexual life partner.. It's hard to capture things between them in words, anyway. Even best friends doesn't feel right enough. ]

Aigoo, that bastard must be rubbing off on me. Was it that loud?
flaredo: (Oh you oh my)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Got it! [ and she'll crouch a little, beckoning. ] Hop on, Porcupine!

[ Yang, no. ]
flaredo: (Pooossibly bad idea)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-20 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Gunshots, steel clashing, people yelling, explosions... who knows, maybe that's white noise to some people.