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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


deontology: (I.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[That's really all that matters to Sousei. If Japan is safe, then they can get back to it and do their job. Or his job, anyway, which is making sure it stays that way. But at least the situation seems...straightforward enough to grasp. They don't know anything. The people in charge are shady bastards. Lying liars who lie.]

I understand the situation.

[Honestly, he's...less bothered by that than he probably should be. But this is nothing new. That just means they have to uncover the big secret, and then find their way home.

And he has to...figure out what to do about the picture of his dead partner that keeps flashing on the screen. That too.]


Thank you for your time. [He'd seemed irritated earlier by Sousei stopping him--and he's a captain of the Shinsengumi, so Sousei will be polite.]
flaredo: (Tell me more tell me more)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Until then!

[ and we're off. ]
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Women's... intuition... [she's definitely considering this.] How long does that take to develop?
unpresidential: (pic#8193728)

[personal profile] unpresidential 2014-11-06 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
If that's what you want to call it. [he disagrees, honestly. but he doesn't really think (or maybe he just doesn't care) to explain that unprompted.]
flaredo: (They'll be at this for hours)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-06 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
That depends... I got it fairly early, but a lot of it goes over my sister's head still.
unluckless: (Default)

[personal profile] unluckless 2014-11-06 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey. There is food here. And running warm water. It's the five star resort of kidnapping locales.]

Ah! How practical! But you're right, I'm sure. First things first.

[Stop the killer robots accusing newcomers without proof.]
unluckless: (and i'm leaving out)

[personal profile] unluckless 2014-11-06 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I think he might scold me if I use it too often. Hajime-kun can be a little strict like that. [Seriously. Hinata never lets him have any fun. ...except he actually gets away with way too much because Hinata is far too forgiving for his own good.]
foodcritic: (pic#8438544)

no... i always want jelle's love...!

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-06 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I don't think anyone would really confuse you. Your face is kinda similar but...

[...sorry, heung soo. elle's not going to help at all. but hey, this is distracting her from her terrible life. maybe it's at the expense of heung soo, but... oops.

at least she's not breaking his legs or anything, right?]
Golems are way taller, and their arms are huge! Like... built in shields or something!
foodcritic: (pic#8414929)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-06 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
How old is she?
flaredo: (Big sis is here never fear)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-06 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fifteen.

In your case, you'll probably get it a lot faster.
flaredo: (Annie are you okay--)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-06 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Strict? [ hold on, she's trying to picture this. ]
creepface: (ビク)

Re: never too late!

[personal profile] creepface 2014-11-06 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, at least his attention is mostly on the sword that just nearly hit him, so he doesn't pay as much attention on Sousei as he probably should. Until he speaks, that is. ]

N-no.

[ Less flailing, more fidgeting. ]
unjustify: ansemaru (haHA scum)

[personal profile] unjustify 2014-11-06 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
[NO....... Be strong Sousei...

Naoi has just also automatically assumed that asking about a vending machine is what happened, too, because there are no true strong silent types among his fellow dead. They may pretend, but in the end they are all idiots... The idea of a Genuine Strong Silent Type™ is just too foreign.]


Glad to help! If you need anything else, just look me up in your CereVice.

[Which he also just assumes that Sousei knows about?! Naoi makes a lot of assumptions. Either way, considering that a decent enough parting, he'll turn and mosey off... BYE FRIEND.]
Edited 2014-11-06 09:17 (UTC)
particularity: (s ✣ let's forget everything)

[personal profile] particularity 2014-11-06 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What... kind of riding do you do? Normal?
particularity: (f ✣ it's a shame baby)

[personal profile] particularity 2014-11-06 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[Hinata smiles a little at that, nodding his head.

Mind you, his home was more-or-less destroyed, but while it's slowly recovering, he really doesn't want for something as ridiculous as this to have happened to it.]


You're right. And what they showed us... are things that can be fabricated or made some other way. I don't think we should trust what they've claimed.
flaredo: (Pooossibly bad idea)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-06 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I wear a helmet.
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ put my finger on your tongue 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-11-06 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No thanks. I'd rather be barefoot than run around in women's shoes.

[ Mostly because he doesn't get how any women can stand them. Most of them look uncomfortable and impractical as hell. His annoyed look doesn't dissipate at the rest of her words, wondering what she means by that. Sure, they're sharp, but he hasn't used them for anything lethal. Not to mention, she's still going on about the lobsters. Is he just not going to ever live it down while he's here? ]

It's Matsuoka Rin, and drop the lobster thing already! I already said I didn't do anything with them ...or to them.

[ Why couldn't he get a less creepy one -not that the others were any better really. He still hasn't figured out why he, of all people, was up there to begin with. ]

This the first you ever see of those billboards doing that? Everyone looks surprised by them.

[ He really hopes it's not a regular occurrence. He doesn't think he wants to deal with constantly having to defend himself against embarrassing accusations. ]
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ we all run for something 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-11-06 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Who gives security guards anything like that?! They're barely even allowed to have a gun where I'm from.

[ And that's a whole lot bigger and crazier looking than a gun. What kind of security is he running? Something seems fishy about it already. A cosplayer would have been an easier explanation, but he's starting to realize that simple explanations don't exist in this place.

He really should just stop questioning things so often, but that's not exactly easy when everything is messed up here. Nevertheless, he's doing his best to understand it as qickly as he can to avoid any more spontaneous and lethal robot attacks. ]


And a cosplayer is someone who dresses up like a character of something ...movie, anime, manga, video games, any of that stuff. They tend to look flashy and stand out, so I thought with that hair and the weird outfit, you'd fit in around them.

[ He thought the concept was pretty universal, but maybe this guy lives in one of the few countries where people don't do that sort of thing regularly. ]
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ love is the drug 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-11-06 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[ Oh.

Rin actually doesn't have a response to that, still contemplating whether or not he should even take this guy seriously. If he were dead, he obviously won't be tangible nor would they be talking to one another. Rin may have had a few near-death experiences since his arrival, but he doesn't think he himself is dead, either. ]


...you're really dead?

[ He reaches out tentatively to poke him in the shoulder, confirming that he can, indeed, feel him. ]

No way. You can't be dead. I wouldn't be able to touch you or hear you. If that's your idea of a joke, it's a stupid one.

[ He's poking him some more just to keep emphasizing the point that this guy is not dead in the slightest. He even feels warm. ]
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ come on and set the tone 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2014-11-07 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
If I had it all along, how come I wasn't able to unlock it before? There something special I have to do?

[ He has a feeling it's going to be something ridiculous. How else would he have missed it after being alive for seventeen years? He looks at her with determination, ready to try what she has in store.

Assuming it's not weird or something that will hurt his dignity. ]


Show me.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-11-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? How many, then? Five hundred?
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (i have several christmas dates lined up)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-11-07 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
You never know. Some girls stay flat-chested for the rest of their lives.
foodcritic: (pic#8414940)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-07 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[in all honesty, she doesn't really get it... how a person who was a student becomes a cop, but she also gets the feeling that questioning it isn't going to help her any right now. he is kind of right anyway, not knowing where she is in a scary and dark city at night means she shouldn't just be hanging around.

still, he doesn't need to be so curt about it! or so she thinks, but it's not as if elle herself is always the most courteous in situations like this. in any case, she'll follow behind... trailing by a bit.]


You know my legs are a lot shorter than yours, right? [she can only go so fast here, even if he doesn't have all day. keeping pace is kind of a challenge from both the length of her legs and the fact that she's already pretty tired.]
insincerely: ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ. (whatever liezel you loser)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-11-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...

"What the hell is with this guy", Shinnosuke's face reads.]


... And yet you're still a poor bum living off of creamed corn.
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-07 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she's just not normal, then.

[elle... ...okay, she doesn't really mean much by it, but people she knows around that age probably would get it too. she thinks.]