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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't know, though! It's fine. It might be a good idea for me to find out, too.
unluckless: (gun shots)

[personal profile] unluckless 2014-11-10 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. Very strict. [Here. Hang on let him do his best Hinata impression. He squares his shoulders and holds up a hand, pointing in a very "sore wa chigau yo" pose.]

'Stop putting that sheep right in front of me when I'm sleeping! And stop calling it Baajime! That's not even a name and it's embarrassing!'

[And then back to smiling.] Like that.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (oh do you think i care)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-11-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
My, what a supportive big sister you are. May your faith turn into flesh for her.

[said in the most deadpan tone.]
insincerely: ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ. (god woman i'm trying to be a jerk here)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-11-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
... Actually, now that I think about it, I probably shouldn't be talking to a pedophile, huh? You might try something untoward.

[Taking a step back now (and yes, he's enjoying this)...]
foodcritic: (pic#8438538)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
The fun kind.... hm... [okay, so maybe she doesn't really know what that's supposed to mean.]

I don't know if I know anybody who's a fun kind of weird. Usually they're just the weird kind.

[personal profile] solarbeam 2014-11-10 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's nice to meet you. Circumstances aside. [ Giving him a small wave. ] I'm Supergirl.

[ She's still not aware that most people here haven't heard of superheroes with names like that.

Whatever!! ]
flaredo: (They'll be at this for hours)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, could you say that with a little more emotion? You're even flatter than she is right now.
flaredo: (I like the leg-breaking idea!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
You know me now, though, right? I'll be your example!
tuberculosis: (pic#6881821)

[personal profile] tuberculosis 2014-11-10 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Lucky for you that I'm usually on night patrols, hm?

[since he's definitely wide awake and on top of his game. it's probably not too bad to have okita souji as his best on your side when you've got assassins after you. and of course, he doesn't seem the least bit worried or concerned about it. he's totally ready to go off and patrol the streets with the same calm that lead him to sousei in the first place.]
tuberculosis: (Default)

[personal profile] tuberculosis 2014-11-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Not bad, not bad!

[he claps a little, a bit amused by the show. really, it would have been fun to get a blow of his own in, but the fact that tenka actually followed through is satisfying enough. he wasn't sure the guy would actually do it, given hos visible reluctance.

but really, souji doesn't see it as necessary. they don't feel; they're built, and likely so by the strange corporation that seems to be responsible for their being there at all. it's hard for him to feel any sort of remorse for that, and he thinks it's better to work that into a newbie's head straight away. it makes the later betrayals a lot easier to deal with, after all.]


It doesn't look like it'll be the last of them tonight, so it's better to get used to it now. For all we know, they've got thousands hidden away.
flaredo: (I hear the faint call of a damsel)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
... It's kinda rambly. You really want to hear about it now?
flaredo: (Yeeees)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
...

[ sorry, she's cracking up. ]
foodcritic: (pic#8438544)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess some people may think your face is too scary for a superhero. But I don't really think you'd be a villain, either. You're pretty nice, not like bad guys... like Conchaider!

[that example would probably be more helpful if he knew what she was talking about. but elle doesn't really seem to care if heung soo's not terrible familiar with one of her favorite shows. he should just be grateful she doesn't think he's like any member of the flotillion. it's one sentai canon that doesn't exist in heung soo's world.]

Anyway, I'm just a human too. Nothing special here! [well, nothing special that would discount her as a human, at least. but elle's not really thinking about it that way anyway.]
foodcritic: (pic#8361874)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Well... sure. Once you prove that's really how it is, I guess.

[personal profile] solarbeam 2014-11-10 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Fond memories that we can tell the next set of newcomers... if they can weed out the glitches before then.

[ If there is a next set..... she's starting to wonder how her own arrival managed to be so smooth compared to this. ]
unluckless: (spr)

[personal profile] unluckless 2014-11-10 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, see that is reassuring. Komaeda is fully aware of his own limits at the very least.] It's good that you know your skills too. That sort of thing will be very useful, I'm afraid.

[Fighting that is.] But I can stay safe at least. I'm sure even I can handle that.

[He's managed it thus far anyway.] That's right. Technology still has problems in most of its forms. Here... there are a lot of problems, actually.
unluckless: (pic#8253506)

[personal profile] unluckless 2014-11-10 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Komaeda's smile just widens.] It's not the best impression, but you get the basic gist at least.

[Hinata: the strictest porcupine.]
flaredo: (You know I'm stubborn)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind a good fight or two! [ Or ten. ] Let's just hope they keep it at that.
flaredo: (There he goes Jauneing again)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how to prove it... I guess you'll have to get to know me.
flaredo: (Selfy!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
And now I know he's got an extra nickname!
unluckless: (from my electrical well)

[personal profile] unluckless 2014-11-10 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Extra? [...oh he's totally getting scolded for this too if Hinata ever finds out. Oops! Oh well. He'll worry about it then.]
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like I thought there'd be some magical other way, you know...
flaredo: (Hakuna Matata)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-11-10 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
You never know, Miss Sassy.
foodcritic: (pic#8361877)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-11-10 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[she scrunches her nose at that name.] Hey...
unjustify: juuzawa (rents a shoujo backdrop)

[personal profile] unjustify 2014-11-10 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He walks a little further into the room before stopping, slipping both hands into his pockets.]

Matsuoka, huh? You can call me Naoi. [Not one for honorifics, apparently, though his expression does light up in familiarity when Rin states where he's from.]

Iwatobi? Haven't heard of it, but I was from Japan, too. ["Was"... He's not really sure where the afterlife is, but he knows that it isn't Japan.]

I think there are a lot of us here, actually... But there are some people from Europe and the U.S. and things like that. People from the future, people from the past... [His head cants first to one side and then the other as he explains, listing things off on his fingers.] It's a good thing they have something worked out with the languages, or we'd all be having some communication issues.