[ Welcome to dealing with Shinpachi 101, Sousei. Soon Exasperation 101 with Shipachi will follow. You can start taking that class with Saitou, but he's already a few course levels ahead on that one by now.. ]

Ah, sounds great! I wouldn't want anyone inexperienced getting screwed over dealing with 'em, so just leave it to me!

[ He seems a little too excited about this, doesn't he.. but as much as he hates crocodiles, fighting reptiles is sort of his speciality by now. It's like a talent show and he's here to show off his riduclous talent he's just a little bit too proud of. ]

You can count on me..! [ At least that's true - Shinpachi is always a man of his word. Even when it comes to ridiculous shit like this. ]