I'm — I'm not a kid ... ! [ THANKS ... he might actually run the risk of a stroke from how rapidly his blood pressure's rising straight to his head. Elliot doesn't even bother reaching for the ladder, instead opting to climb out of the pool before the rest of the gym patrons gather around to point and laugh at him. ] Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'll catch them on video later.

... I didn't plan on getting pulled into the pool. I have no idea why people do that.

[ Probably because he's an easily-trumped moron, but it's not like he's conspicuous about that aspect of himself. Or so he thinks. ]