How the hell was I supposed to know?! I never would've guessed in the first place! Isn't there an aquarium around here or something?!
[ JOKING, JOKING, PLEASE DON'T THROTTLE HIM WHERE HE STANDS, OR PUSH HIM IN THE POOL TO DEAL THE FINAL BLOW ... he's a decent swimmer, but considering his current attire, it'd likely be an easy feat to asphyxiate him just by holding his head under the water long enough. Anyways, anger isn't his outright intention in this, although it sure comes off like it actually is. ] How could your tail get stolen, though? You have working legs.
[ Look, everyone and their mother knows Elliot needs to shut up before he shoots himself in the foot yet again, but there's no mental filter on this obstinate mouth, unfortunately. Somewhere deep, deep, deep down, he's empathizing. But every surface-level emotional basically translates to overly exasperated.
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[ JOKING, JOKING, PLEASE DON'T THROTTLE HIM WHERE HE STANDS, OR PUSH HIM IN THE POOL TO DEAL THE FINAL BLOW ... he's a decent swimmer, but considering his current attire, it'd likely be an easy feat to asphyxiate him just by holding his head under the water long enough. Anyways, anger isn't his outright intention in this, although it sure comes off like it actually is. ] How could your tail get stolen, though? You have working legs.
[ Look, everyone and their mother knows Elliot needs to shut up before he shoots himself in the foot yet again, but there's no mental filter on this obstinate mouth, unfortunately. Somewhere deep, deep, deep down, he's empathizing. But every surface-level emotional basically translates to overly exasperated.
Sorry, Oona. You deserve better. ]
I don't understand.