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Oz "friendship barnacle" Vessalius ([personal profile] harepiece) wrote in [community profile] estoria 2015-05-16 12:35 pm (UTC)

[I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LINKED ME THAT AND I CANT BELIEVE I WATCHED IT ANYWAY EVEN THOUGH I SAW YOUR HOVERTEXT AND KNEW EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS.... the thread called for it okay... just like the thread calls for Oz cracking his head open tragically on the poolside after being pushed.

BUT LUCKILY this isn't an episode of an extremely questionable horror show, so Oz just gets slam dunked into the pool like a nerd and resurfaces sputtering for a second time. Oh look, there goes Elliot, already rocketing forward like a LITTLE CHEATING SHIT--]


Elliot!! I already call a rematch!

[GOD but okay he's hoofing it now. Or whatever the fish equivalent of hoofing it is... finning it?? Paddling? The point is, he's swimming now, too. It's not exactly his forte, so Elliot will honestly probably keep his headstart for the duration of the race barring any freak pool drain accidents.]

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